Mac, Bud and others in “Wedding Bell Blues”

How does the other guy look, Lieutenant?

Bud

(Getting to his feet.) Major!

(Getting up as well.) She doesn’t look as bad as he does.

She?

Bud

It’s a long story, ma’am.

Well, it better be a good one. And what’s your excuse?

Well, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Bud, you’re getting married in a few hours.

Bud

I really appreciate you coming down here, Major. I owe you one.

One? You 2 owe me 1,000,000. Do you have any idea what the admiral’s gonna say when he hears about this?

(Walking to the front of the cell.) Oh, I think he’ll understand.