JAG Season 2 quotes

Is it unreasonable to think that love should rank above some stoic warrior ethic?

He probably just wants to protect you, ma'am.

I don't want protection. I want to share things. He has no right to shut me out.

It's not his fault, ma'am it's what he's been trained to do. But the Admiral is smart, and smart people can be retrained.

Even the old ones?

(smiles) I have no opinion about that, ma'am.

(re: Osbourne) Sorry sir, he got past me. Should I call security?

No. I might order them to shoot him.

Yes, please.

Well, that's nice. No one around here says please or thank you.

Well, thank you's my favorite word.

Yes is mine.

That depends on the question

Dinner. At Indigo's on Wisconsin Saturday night. Yes?

Yes.

Try out my chair, commander, my guess is it's going to be yours in a couple years. (Harm hesitates) Go ahead, Rabb, it's not gonna turn you into a growling old salt, you'd have to grow a couple stars for that.

Clayton Webb

It'll never stand up in court you know.

Doesn't have to. What would happen if "the company" heard this tape Clay?

Clayton Webb

They'd put a sweeper on him. Osbourne would disappear faster than a...than an Ethiopian chicken.

Tell the lieutenant.

Seaman Angel Munoz

What?

When were you born?

Seaman Angel Munoz

August 17.

1980. What does that make him, sir?

A Leo.

Sixteen, sir.

Seaman Angel Munoz

He's not answering. He's either not at home, in the shower, having sex, or dead. Or a combination.

I can't out run them, Harm. You go.

Like that's really gonna happen.

Come on, let's go.

I can't. I'm sorry. I can't.

What do you mean you can't? You're a Marine! Come on, Mac, what happened to that gung-ho, Semper Fi, kick-ass jarhead I used to know? Don't let me down now, Mac, we've made it this far. Damn it. This is precisely why we shouldn't allow women in combat. 'Cause when it come to the clinch you know they're gonna fall apart. If you were a real Marine-

All right, already, shut up! You've made your point. (gets to her feet, struggles up the hill)

What happened to Sarah?

Nothing. She lives in Bellville, Pennsylvania.

You still love her?

I'm wild about her. She's my grandmother.

Do I have a say in this, sir?

Not if you're smart.

Commander, you're a pleasant surprise.

And how is that, your highness?

Well, usually Minister Kepish arranges for someone much older and quite unattractive.

That really isn't a very good idea.

I thought it was a damn good idea. Too bad I didn't think of it.

Ens. Harriet Sims

You can't ask me out on purpose, but you can ask her out by accident?

You were mad at me and she laughed at one of my jokes. At least, I think it was a joke.

Ens. Harriet Sims

You know what worries me, Bud? (he shakes his head) I'm starting to understand what you're saying.

Oh, Harriet, I'm really, really glad you're here in Washington. When I saw you at JAG, it was like eating Mexican food. You know, how your heart gets all tingly and you can't catch your breath because your whole body feels like its on fire?

Ens. Harriet Sims

I've been waiting for you say that. Dance?

No. (she looks disappointed) But I'd sure like to try.

And then we went to an all-night diner and ate cheeseburgers and onion rings.

My kind of place. And then you took her home.

Yes ma'am.

And?

Red light, major!