JAG quotes

I can't out run them, Harm. You go.

Like that's really gonna happen.

Come on, let's go.

I can't. I'm sorry. I can't.

What do you mean you can't? You're a Marine! Come on, Mac, what happened to that gung-ho, Semper Fi, kick-ass jarhead I used to know? Don't let me down now, Mac, we've made it this far. Damn it. This is precisely why we shouldn't allow women in combat. 'Cause when it come to the clinch you know they're gonna fall apart. If you were a real Marine-

All right, already, shut up! You've made your point. (gets to her feet, struggles up the hill)

What happened to Sarah?

Nothing. She lives in Bellville, Pennsylvania.

You still love her?

I'm wild about her. She's my grandmother.

Do I have a say in this, sir?

Not if you're smart.

Commander, you're a pleasant surprise.

And how is that, your highness?

Well, usually Minister Kepish arranges for someone much older and quite unattractive.

That really isn't a very good idea.

I thought it was a damn good idea. Too bad I didn't think of it.

Ens. Harriet Sims

You can't ask me out on purpose, but you can ask her out by accident?

You were mad at me and she laughed at one of my jokes. At least, I think it was a joke.

Ens. Harriet Sims

You know what worries me, Bud? (he shakes his head) I'm starting to understand what you're saying.

Oh, Harriet, I'm really, really glad you're here in Washington. When I saw you at JAG, it was like eating Mexican food. You know, how your heart gets all tingly and you can't catch your breath because your whole body feels like its on fire?

Ens. Harriet Sims

I've been waiting for you say that. Dance?

No. (she looks disappointed) But I'd sure like to try.

And then we went to an all-night diner and ate cheeseburgers and onion rings.

My kind of place. And then you took her home.

Yes ma'am.

And?

Red light, major!

When awkwardness goes to $40 a barrel, I want the drilling rights to Bud's head.

Aw, Harm, it just takes him a little while to get warmed up.

Warmed up? Love isn't baseball, Mac.

How would you know?

Admiral Chegwidden thinks I'm a pain-in-the-ass bureaucrat who should never have involved the Marines in the first place. And he was right.

Taking the blame, Webb? How unlike you.

If I hadn't involved the Marines, my ass would not be hanging over a very deep chasm right now, no offense, Major.

None taken. I hang asses frequently in my profession.

I flew with the CAG. I understand you earned that Distinguished Flying Cross saving his six.

I was saving my own six, sir, the CAG just happened to be in the same aircraft.

What they say about dress whites and gold wings?

Yeah?

Very overrated.

We'll see.

A little late, aren't you?

30, 35 seconds. Sorry about that.

He's only got 46 minutes.

How do you do that?

It's a Marine thing.

Major, the file you're looking for is…

I know where it is, Bud.

Yes ma'am, but its already..

It's 0939 and the flight doesn't leave until 1100, we have plenty of time, so relax! You're so nervous.

Yes ma'am. I'm just trying to point out to you that file you're looking for is...

There it is! For heaven sakes' Bud, it was right in front of you.

Yes, ma'am. How about that.