“Smoked” quotes from JAG

All they have to do is download five chips and they'll have what makes the Tomcat so lethal.

The pilot?

Your wings are glinting, Commander.

Sir, the Secretary wants to know why we're not turning back.

He told me to land at the nearest field, it's in Cuba.

Harm, he'll have a heart attack!

(over radio) 7-Zulu, I repeat, what is the nature of your emergency?

Havana, 7-Zulu. We have a medical emergency, a passenger is going into cardiac arrest!

I wouldn't flash a yellow, I'd go straight to red around here.

I assume the commander was referring to a stoplight. And this stoplight has something to do with sexual advances?

Why would you think that?

A warning from a man to a woman left alone with another man usually does.

It's part our Navy sexual sensitivity training. It's an inoffensive way to signal a male when his speech or behavior is inappropriate.

The most powerful Navy in the world actually teaches this kindergarten approach to sex?

It works.

Lieutenant...

Sometimes.

And are Navy women permitted to signal green lights?

I suppose so.

And what would I have to do to get a green light, Lieutenant Austin?

Yellow light, Captain Fuente.

You said anything I asked!

I've got a big mouth!

How did you sabotage it?

With a Navy-issue 34-inch brass-tipped cinch.

What the hell is that?

My belt.