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JAG · Season 1, Episode 6

“Pilot Error” quotes from JAG

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“Pilot Error” · Season 1, Episode 6

In this episode: Lt. J.G. Meg Austin (1)

LHLt. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Sorry we're late, sir, we were misdirected.

JRJames Reid

Is that a pilot's way of saying 'lost'?

LHLt. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Pilots don't get lost, Mr. Reid, just momentarily disoriented.

LTLt. Tess McKee

Marines. You know, they're the only species on the planet that will develop a crush on you if you punch them out?

LHLt. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Five traps?!?!

LMLt. Moore

It's what Lieutenant Pendry did the morning of his flight.

LHLt. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

That's like preparing for a football game with five boxing matches.

(after a rough carrier landing)

LHLt. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Sorry, I'm a little rusty.

LTLt. Tess McKee

You're not rusty, Lieutenant, you're corroded.

(Four landings later...)

LTLt. Tess McKee

Thank God that's over, you're making me wish I'd joined the Air Force!

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