LCDR Bud Roberts quotes from JAG

Lieutenant Roberts, you know both the lieutenant colonel and myself. Which of us do you like better?

I’ll take this one, Commander. Lieutenant, do you have any particular relationship with one or the other of these people?

Bud

Well, the Commander is the godfather to my son, sir. But on the other hand, the colonel is his godmother.

That’s even handed of you, lieutenant. But is there anything that would prejudice you against Commander Rabb or Colonel MacKenzie?

Bud

Commander Rabb did try to put my father in jail. But that is his job. And Colonel MacKenzie took me off a case where I was co-counsel. But I kind of deserved that. Also...

Lieutenant. Given your relationship with both attorneys, can you be objective?

Bud

Absolutely, sir.

Bud

Oversleeping. Soiled uniform. Attempted cursing? How is that even possible?

He got half the word out, sir.

Upon retiring, Admiral Chegwidden gave me his JAG coin. I thought this would be the perfect time to use it. This is the side with heads, this is the side with tails. The bride to be will call.

Tails.

Bud

I always wanted to do this at the Super Bowl.