SS Uncle's Spirit Head
[in a magic orb] So, you want a piece of Uncle? I will just require my other pieces first.
If you ever want to see your pieces again, surrender the location of the ox power!
SS Uncle's Spirit Head
Very well. You may find what you are looking for in a secret case, very close to- [blows raspberry]
DW Daolong Wong
Fool! The Orb of Q'uan Lo will reveal your secrets, exposing those thoughts you hold most dear! [a sandwich appears in the orb] Mung bean sandwich???
SS Uncle's Spirit Head
Uncle is hungry.
I shall peel back the layers! [another image appears in the orb of Uncle spanking Daolon Wong while he cries] What is this?
SS Uncle's Spirit Head
Your destiny, evil one.
I will transfer the power back into the Ox with Tohru's help. My apprentice will make a fine wizard someday!
Jade, please keep the birds off your uncle.
DH Dark Hak Foo
Pterodactyl snatches ox!
You can finish introductions later, Jade. It's almost time for school.
All good things must come to an end, even Spring Break.
My enemies possess nine Talisman powers, and I only possess two?! [seemingly points to Hak Foo] I have you to thank for that!
DC Dark Chow
Get with the program, will ya?
[seeing Jade's exhibit of the Talisman animals] No way! A petting zoo?
Where did you get all these?!
These, Drew, just happen to be the animals I- [catches herself] borrowed from my cousin. The zookeeper.
[suspiciously] Hey... These are the magic animals aren't they?!
No! I mean- [chuckles] You got me Drew, I was making all that magic stuff up the whole time. Me and my imagination.
[waking up] Where am I? Who am I?
You are Tohru, my most loyal henchman.
I am Valmont. Don't you remember me?
[to himself] Jolly good potion. [to Tohru] It would seem you are the victim of amnesia. Allow me to fill in some blanks. I am the leader of the Dark Hand, a premiere crime syndicate, and you work for me.
[looking around at Valmont's rundown apartment] "Premiere crime syndicate"?
Um, a temporary setback, I assure you. But it was only yesterday that you and I were at the top of our game! [shows him a photo album of him during his Dark Hand days] See? You made the FBI's Most Wanted, three years running.
Oh, so it is true... But how?
Our nemesis must have throttled you famously for your entire memory to just up and vanish.
[flips a page] Jackie Chan.
[finding Tohru stretching in a temple] Tohru!
It would seem my apprentice seeks inner peace, so I will give him piece... OF UNCLE for making us worry ourselves sick!
Many thanks for your help, Chan. A shame Tohru must render you senseless so we may get on with our crime unhindered. Tohru, if you please?
You were not so loyal to your loyal henchman.
Well, I- I was simply hoping to duck away and find a large mallet with which to assist.
Something inside tells me that Jackie is my friend.
And something inside tells me that you are forgetting who is boss!
Your answer, most malevolent of fire-breathers?
[in spirit form] It would seem you have summoned me merely to humor me, wizard. For to obtain the power of combustion, you would require a living earth-bound dragon... which I am not.
You underestimate my talents, Lord Shendu. As the most malevolent of Dark Chi masters, I know a multitude of ancient spells, some of which might restore you.
Aah, then you may have my rightful power, Daolon Wong, if you find a spell that will allow me to live again.
DR Dark Ratso
Hey, backyard barbecue!
DC Dark Chow
What are we grilling?
DH Dark Hak Foo
JACKIE CHAN!
DF Dark Finn
Let's tenderize him!
DH Dark Hak Foo
[fighting Tohru] Hurricane kick! Earthquake fist! Asteroid belt! [kicks Tohru near the lava pool and lunges at him] Meteor pummels mountain!
[Tohru simply steps aside, and Hak Foo lands in the lava pool]
DF Dark Finn
Yo... Shen-dude!
DC Dark Chow
Uh, long time, no... breathe.
DR Dark Ratso
Yeah, happy... rebirthday.
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