Rise and shine, Tohru.
[waking up] Where am I? Who am I?
You are Tohru, my most loyal henchman.
I am Valmont. Don't you remember me?
I remember nothing.
[to himself] Jolly good potion. [to Tohru] It would seem you are the victim of amnesia. Allow me to fill in some blanks. I am the leader of the Dark Hand, a premiere crime syndicate, and you work for me.
[looking around at Valmont's rundown apartment] "Premiere crime syndicate"?
Um, a temporary setback, I assure you. But it was only yesterday that you and I were at the top of our game! [shows him a photo album of him during his Dark Hand days] See? You made the FBI's Most Wanted, three years running.
Oh, so it is true... But how?
Our nemesis must have throttled you famously for your entire memory to just up and vanish.
Nemesis?
[flips a page] Jackie Chan.
Chan will pay!
[finding Tohru stretching in a temple] Tohru!
[relieved] He is safe.
What's he doing?
It would seem my apprentice seeks inner peace, so I will give him piece... OF UNCLE for making us worry ourselves sick!
Many thanks for your help, Chan. A shame Tohru must render you senseless so we may get on with our crime unhindered. Tohru, if you please?
No.
What do you mean, no?!
You were not so loyal to your loyal henchman.
Well, I- I was simply hoping to duck away and find a large mallet with which to assist.
Something inside tells me that Jackie is my friend.
And something inside tells me that you are forgetting who is boss!
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