We must bring the ox to the sanctuary of the Ben-Shui Temple before the forces of Dark Chi descend upon us.
DF Dark Finn
[suddenly appear] Consider yourselves descended upon, Gramps.
DC Dark Chow
[as they corner all but Jade against a cliff] You know how much we care about you guys, but Daolon Wong been riding us to get rid of you once and for all.
DR Dark Ratso
We're sure gonna miss you.
DF Dark Finn
Say "goodbye", Chan.
[the Dark Enforcers are suddenly crushed by a falling boulder that Jade sets free]
I understand you have been seeking the powers of the Talismans, witch doctor. Allow me to suggest you end your quest for the Ox, as it is a power I intend to obtain! [is immediately immobilized by Daolon Wong]
Then obtain it, dear warrior... for me! [transforms him into a Dark Chi warrior]
DH Dark Hak Foo
[jumping incredibly high] Phoenix flies to moon!
DH Dark Hak Foo
[speeding back in a dazzling fireball] Meteor brings mass extinction!
DH Dark Hak Foo
Tornado decimates trailer park!
[holding a very large boulder] Hak Foo! This is where you go poof.
[hurls the boulder at Hak Foo, who doesn't move; the boulder hits him, only to shatter, not even phasing Hak Foo]
DH Dark Hak Foo
I do not poof.
SS Uncle's Spirit Head
[in a magic orb] So, you want a piece of Uncle? I will just require my other pieces first.
If you ever want to see your pieces again, surrender the location of the ox power!
SS Uncle's Spirit Head
Very well. You may find what you are looking for in a secret case, very close to- [blows raspberry]
DW Daolong Wong
Fool! The Orb of Q'uan Lo will reveal your secrets, exposing those thoughts you hold most dear! [a sandwich appears in the orb] Mung bean sandwich???
SS Uncle's Spirit Head
Uncle is hungry.
I shall peel back the layers! [another image appears in the orb of Uncle spanking Daolon Wong while he cries] What is this?
SS Uncle's Spirit Head
Your destiny, evil one.
I will transfer the power back into the Ox with Tohru's help. My apprentice will make a fine wizard someday!
Jade, please keep the birds off your uncle.
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