Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 3
[surrounded by Shadowkhan]
[in possession of Jade's body] Stay back, Jade!
[in possession of Jackie's body] Yes, Jade. Maybe you should stay back.
[in possession of Jade's body] Uh... okay. But I am giving you permission to defend us this one time only.
[in possession of Jackie's body] I'm gonna do you proud!
[Jackie inside of Jade's body] (Blowing on side/front hair bangs) Jackie's voice: Jade, how do you keep these out of your eyes?
[Jackie inside Jade's body] Jackie's voice: Tsk. When in Jade, do like Jade.
[Jade inside of Jackie's body] Jade's voice: So, uncle, can I keep the skin a while longer? (talking about staying in Jackie's body for a bit longer)
Hey, sorry I goofed on you back there, Chip.
Whatever. It's tough enough getting Coach to take me seriously. I don't need your help in that department.
Tch. Listen Chip, if there's one rule Jade Chan lives by, it's this: If coach won't give you a shot, you have to put yourself in the game.
You're just a little girl. What do you know about football?
Let's just say my coach doesn't always put me in the game, but I know you can't make the big plays from the sidelines.
Jackie! You are terrible rabbit catcher!
Sir, you are in possession of Warren Oates Memorial High Football Team property! [Daolon Wong hisses at Chip] What school are you from?
[speeding by on rollerblades; takes the rabbit] I will not bring it back later, thank you!
How many schools are trying to nab him?
[at a High School football game]
Gan, Ren, Chui! [summons the Dark Enforcers]
Hey football!
Bonding time, eh Big-D?
[hugging Daolon] We knew you were one of us!
[leading the Cheerleaders in a new chant]
Give me a Di!
Di!
Give me a Zao!
Zao!
Put that together, and what do you have?
[dancing] Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao! Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao!
[the cheering gives Uncle a magic boost, helping him overcome Daolon Wong's magic]
Go Jackalopes!
Oh my.
If you come for a gift, well I'm afraid you've just made the naughty list.
Your Chi is the only gift I require.
Thank you! Merry Christmas! Bye bye! [chuckles]
Are you sure Uncle isn't running a fever?
Jade, Uncle loves Christmas. It is when sales are best. [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Commercialism not important! Christmas spirit is. [puts Santa Hat on Jackie's head]
[walks in with a tray of cookies] Aah, Mother's recipe.
[obviously lying] Yes. And.. we will be so... happy to see her for the holidays, Tohru.
Weird.
We must leave some out for you know who.
Who? [Tohru grows worried when they see Jade standing behind them] Oh! I mean uh, I am sure Santa will be very hungry tonight. [Tohru chuckles]
Tch. Nice try. But I'm old enough to know the low down on the Kris Kringle scam.
Jade, you do not believe in Santa Claus?
Sure I do. Just like I believe the Tooth Fairy, right Jackie?
[flashback; Jackie tries to place a dollar under Jade's pillow only to be caught by her]
Gotcha!
[back to the present]
I told you the Tooth Fairy was sick and I was filling in.
Tooth fairy does not exist.
Ha! See?
But Santa Claus does.
Huh?
I have research to prove it.
[doorbell rings]
[answers the door excited] Mommy! [hugs and kisses the occupant at the door, only to realize it's actually Captain Black] Captain Black?! I am sorry. [puts him down]
That's alright, Tohru. I'm often mistaken for elderly Japanese women.
What would Daolon Wong want with Santa?
Uh, revenge for years of coal?
You brought an elf to a Hanukkah party?
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