Oh my.
“A Jolly J-Team Xmas” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Tohru (3), Daolon Wong (3), Santa Claus (3), Jackie (2), Jade (1), Uncle (1), Captain Black (1), Viper (1)
If you come for a gift, well I'm afraid you've just made the naughty list.
Your Chi is the only gift I require.
Thank you! Merry Christmas! Bye bye! [chuckles]
Are you sure Uncle isn't running a fever?
Jade, Uncle loves Christmas. It is when sales are best. [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Commercialism not important! Christmas spirit is. [puts Santa Hat on Jackie's head]
[walks in with a tray of cookies] Aah, Mother's recipe.
[obviously lying] Yes. And.. we will be so... happy to see her for the holidays, Tohru.
Weird.
We must leave some out for you know who.
Who? [Tohru grows worried when they see Jade standing behind them] Oh! I mean uh, I am sure Santa will be very hungry tonight. [Tohru chuckles]
Tch. Nice try. But I'm old enough to know the low down on the Kris Kringle scam.
Jade, you do not believe in Santa Claus?
Sure I do. Just like I believe the Tooth Fairy, right Jackie?
[flashback; Jackie tries to place a dollar under Jade's pillow only to be caught by her]
Gotcha!
[back to the present]
I told you the Tooth Fairy was sick and I was filling in.
Tooth fairy does not exist.
Ha! See?
But Santa Claus does.
Huh?
I have research to prove it.
[doorbell rings]
[answers the door excited] Mommy! [hugs and kisses the occupant at the door, only to realize it's actually Captain Black] Captain Black?! I am sorry. [puts him down]
That's alright, Tohru. I'm often mistaken for elderly Japanese women.
What would Daolon Wong want with Santa?
Uh, revenge for years of coal?
You brought an elf to a Hanukkah party?
Strange friend, your desire for cheese will not prevail against good.
CHI, not cheese! [fires a blast of Dark Chi magic]
Oh my.
Bah, humbug!
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