Bah bah black sheep, have you any magic?
DFDark Finn
Big-D!
DRDark Ratso
Hiya!
DCDark Chow
We're pumped for round two!
I have no further use for those who allow themselves to be waylaid by unconscious livestock!
DRDark Ratso
So... we're free to go?
[in a shepherd's dream]
BBob
Tasty grub you're serving here laddie, though it's not as filling as the real McCoy. Say, what's this I hear about shaving me in winter?
[surrounded by Shadowkhan] Uh, you wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses, would you?
[surrounded by dream Shadowkhan]
BBob
Might I request bagpipes be played at our dream funeral, lassie?
[gets an idea] Oh no! The Loch Ness Monster!
[a purple monster suddenly appears and defeats the Shadowkhan]
BBob
Didn't think that thing existed.
[finding Jackie and Jade's unconscious bodies] Jackie! No sleeping! [cuffs Jackie to no response] No "Ow"?
JJackie (Astral)
Uncle! We're right here!
JJade (Astral)
Hello? He can't see or hear you!
JJackie (Astral)
Then how will he know where we are?
[gasp] Daolon Wong now possesses the power of Astral Projection which he has inflicted upon Jackie and Jade and then applied a finishing spell so that they cannot return to their bodies!
JJade (Astral)
... And you doubted him.
[in possession of Jackie's body] Uncle you rock! Now let's find Daolon Wong and kick some shriveled- Aah! [noticing her body] Why are there two of me?
[in possession of Jade's body] Why is your voice coming out of my body?!
[both scream in shock]
I told you Spell complicated...
[in possession of Jade's body] There is only one way inside. [coming to a dead end, he tries to wall-jump up to a window, but his short stature holds him back] Eh, I forgot who I wasn't...
[in possession of Jackie's body] Trying to do this, Jackie? [wall jumps up to the window with ease] Cool, huh?
Jade is better at being you than you, Jackie.
[surrounded by Shadowkhan]
[in possession of Jade's body] Stay back, Jade!
[in possession of Jackie's body] Yes, Jade. Maybe you should stay back.
[in possession of Jade's body] Uh... okay. But I am giving you permission to defend us this one time only.
[in possession of Jackie's body] I'm gonna do you proud!
[Jackie inside of Jade's body] (Blowing on side/front hair bangs) Jackie's voice: Jade, how do you keep these out of your eyes?
[Jackie inside Jade's body] Jackie's voice: Tsk. When in Jade, do like Jade.
[Jade inside of Jackie's body] Jade's voice: So, uncle, can I keep the skin a while longer? (talking about staying in Jackie's body for a bit longer)
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