Jackie Chan Adventures Season 1 quotes

And so, Dr. Jekyll believed that he could separate the good from the evil in man.

Jade

Nice read, Simone. [playing Dr. Jekyll] With this potion, I will prove my scientific theories to the world! But what if I'm wrong? Heavens! The results could be disastrous!

[from the audience] Come on, Doc! Pick up the pace! Turn into Mr. Hyde, and terrorize the town already!

Jade

You think you could do better?

Don't mind if I do! [leaps up on stage, takes the potion from Jade and drinks it, gagging a bit] This tastes terrible.

Jade

Maybe I shouldn't have brought the Tiger.

Spring Heel Jack

Magus, Magus, wherever you are, Spring Heel Jack will not be far!

Uhhh Dr. Jekyll wanted to be good, but he soon lost control of himself to his evil side, uh Mr. Hyde.

[overacting] This potion is wonderful! Evil Hyde is much cooler than old goody goody Jekyll! HA HA HA!

Two Jackies equals one big headache!

Spring Heel Jack

Your head, it must be very thick, if you think I'll fall for just one kick.

Catchy. [pops neck; attempts to drop- kick Spring Heel Jack, only to miss and fall into the bay]

[tapping Spring Heel Jack's shoulder] Excuse me, Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Why don't we sit down and talk about this like gentlemen?

Spring Heel Jack

Back so soon? How can it be? Your clothes aren't even watery.

Do you enjoy being a meanie?!

Spring Heel Jack

I confess. YES!

[to Simone Magus] I hope we didn't frighten you by acting so ferocious. Please forgive my other self, his manners are atrocious.

This child must be made to pay for what Magus did that fateful day!

Your sweet revenge has just been soured. I will not let her be devoured!

Spring Heel Jack

[bound by curtains] A curse upon my lighter side! He told the secret I would hide! [Uncle sprinkles him with salt, slowly transforming him to stone] Without him, you'd have never known that salt will turn me back to... [completely petrified]

Stone?

Jackie! Did not expect you until tonight!

Jackie

You and I both Uncle. I believe this necklace has magical powers.

Jade

Cool, can I check it out?

Jackie

No Jade. This necklace could be very dangerous.

Jade

Everything is very dangerous! Traveling to Venice, digging for artifacts, wearing jewelry...

Greetings, campers! I'm a Buttercup Scout, and my Troop is trying to raise money by selling these delicious boxes of-

Cookies!

What kind would you like, Mister? We have Vanilla Cream, Chocolate Mint, Oatmeal Raisin...

Uh, may I have them all?

You sure may! Will that be check, or- [Tohru hands her a handful of cash] Cool!

I have heard that scouting builds character. I have also heard that scouts receive a discount on cookies.

[after Jackie dispatches some thugs] That was amazing the way you defeated those men single-handedly!

Jade

[invisible due to the Snake Talisman] Hello? What am I, invisible? ... Oh. Yeah.

Who are you?

Jade

I'm uh, part of your security team. Jackie's partner. Name's Jade.

And you can become invisible? Can all bodyguards do that?

Jade

[revealing the Snake Talisman] Only if they have one of these babies.

Ah, a talisman!

Jade

A magic talisman!

May I see? [Jade hesitates, but gives him the Snake Talisman] How does it work?

Jade

You just squeeze it in your hand. Uh, but I don't think- [King Lili becomes invisible] Yup. Heh. You learn fast, now open your hand and become visible again. [no response] Uh... King? Your majesty? Lili?! I can't believe it! Lili pulled a Jade!

Jackie

[opening the box, revealing a black cat statue] The Cat of Khartoum.

Jade

That's it? Looks like something you'd buy at a swap-meet for a buck.

Valmont

[appearing from around a corner] Worth quite a bit more, young lady.

Jackie

Valmont!

Valmont

Thanks ever so for finding the Cat for me, Chan. Now hand it over!

Jackie

No! It belongs to the museum!

Jade

Hey, maybe you haven't heard, but possession is nine tenths of the law!

[taking out some nunchucks] Yeah? And this here's the other two tenths!

Jackie

You need to work on your math!

Yeah? My math's good enough to know that three against one ain't very good odds.

Valmont

Spare me the gladiator scene. Just get the merchandise!

Valmont

[after perfectly landing from a large fall] Fantastic! I've never felt so alive! [proceeds to leap up the cliff past Jackie] Something about the Statue, Chan. It's good luck! [leaves]

Jackie

Good luck, or bad magic?