Uncle, run!
[sitting on top of a water tower, looking around] Where to?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[after releasing Hsi Wu's tail] Tails. You lose.
[after Hsi Wu's banishment]
So long... Seymour.
You were right about the good and evil thing, T.
There will be other dances, Jade.
Dance, schmance. I am so over Seymour! I just miss having someone around who listens. [pause] Someone... like you! [gives Tohru her necklace] Yin and Yang. Big and small. You and me.
[as Bai Tza is lreleased] Whoa. Fish out of water.
At last! Liberation! And now for some libation...which will require moister climes than this!
Ah ah ah! Now that I have opened the last portal, sister Bai Tza, it is time to liberate me from my prison of flesh!
BTBai Ta
[grabs Shendu] You DARE request your freedom?!
Have I not earned it?! As promised, I have released all of our brothers and sisters!
How curious then, THAT SIX DEMON SORCERORS REMAIN TRAPPED IN THE VOID! I should obliderate you on their behalf!
I held my part of the bargain! You cannot blame me for the meddlings of Jackie Chan!
Is it over? Am I free of Shendu?!
FFinn
Uhh, the mermaid said no deal, Big-V.
Your spells may have quelled my siblings...but I am the slippery one!
[as Shendu grows new features on Valmont's body, such as green skin, scales, and a horn] Wearing the skirt is demeaning enough, Shendu, but this is over the line!
Do you think I am pleased with our union, Valmont?! If I am to remain in your pathetic body, I must at least make a few cosmetic improvements! Now hold still while I sprout our tail!
Good madame, free me of Shendu, I beg you. Look what he did to my head! [Bai Tza grabs him]
My answer to you, and my sniveling brother remains...no! [drops him]
FFinn
Ohh, nasty piranha!
You!
FFinn
Him? [indicating to Ratso, before he's grabbed] Heh, hey. You're a fish, I'm Finn! We're sympetico!
DIrect me to a suitable new empire!
FFinn
Uh, mi casa es su casa, your amphibiousness!
A FISH cannery?!
FFinn
I see your point. Well, there's lots of nice places here in San Fran. And it's all by the water.
CChow
Yeah! Great town!
Oh, except for the quakes.
Earthquakes?
FFinn
Uh, that's right. The San Andreas Fault runs right through downtown. Better idea, you should move to the East Coast!
Very well, your San Fran shall be the cradle of my new undersea empire!
Uh, but isn't your new undersea empire supposed to be...you know...
CChow
Undersea?
And so it shall be, once I sink this city!
FFinn
Uh, can we be excused, Shendu?
Yeah, seeing as how we opened all the portals for you...
CChow
You don't need us to carry old Pan'ku anymore.
Never seeing any of you ever again would make me a very happy dragon.
Say "Bye bye" to Valmont! [enforcers begin to leave]
FFinn
I hear Utah's nice this time of year!
CChow
Anywhere but here!
Weren't you listening Shendu?! If we stay here, we will drown!
Not if we have gills!
Good evening.
What do you want?!
Shh! You will wake Shendu!
He's napping?
I rendered him unconscious, now please! You must help me! I want him exorcised!
Tch. Like we're gonna help Shendu get in shape?
Tea, sensei?
Thank you.
Oh jolly good, Tohru, I would love a spot. [Tohru growls at Valmont] Uh...right then... [sits back down]
Just like old times, eh Tohru? [Tohru growls at Valmont] I recommend you watch your back, Chan! Tohru turned coat on me, remember?
You forced me to fight a demon!
[sarcastically] Oh yes. That's completely different from what Chan has you doing!
[after Jade is discovered to have followed them] So this is why your niece is always with you, and here I just thought you were horribly irresponsible!
[to Valmont] If Jade does not remain safe, I will turn you inside out.
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