Don't worry. All you have to do is fix your way into Valmont's gang, and get ahold of that Pan Ku Box before they open the portal with it.
Oh, is that all?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
FFinn
Whoa! We struck demon.
Not any demon. Xiao Fung, Demon of the Wind.
Uh, like breaking wind?
[blows them backwards with his powers] Like breaking bones!
Aah, the sweet scent of freedom!
FFinn
Uh, actually, Your Breeziness, sir? You're not exactly free.
No?
You're in the hoosegow!
FFinn
Prison!
This "prison" is paradise compared to the ghastly abyss I escaped.
FFinn
Whatever you say, chief, but outside's even better! Beaches, movies...
Yeah, so why don't you huff and puff and blow this house down?
Where is Shendu?
Shendu's in Valmont.
FFinn
And Valmont's in solitary.
Hmm. If I do not free this Valmont, I will be burdened with freeing my brothers and sisters. Very well.
[changes into a human]
FFinn
Whoa, you guys can do that?
Concealment seems prudent. Demons seem to stick out like sore thumbs in this modern world...
[as Chance Jackson; calling Section 13] Uhhh...chinchilla. [pause] What's a chinchilla?! [beat] That's the password! Just get me Captain Black! [pause] What do you mean he can't be disturbed?!
[at Section 13, Captain Black is doing an ink blot test with two therapists]
[for one blot] Demon. [another blot is shown] I see a demon.
TTherapist
And this one? [shows another blot]
Socks. Worn by a really big demon.
[on phone as Chance] Uncle? It is me...your nephew...
What? It does not sound like you! [pause] What do you mean you are in prison?! You are a BAD influence on Jade! Good thing it is not really you. [hangs up]
Who was that, Uncle?
Ah, crank call.
Prince Albert in a can?
Nah, crazy talk about demons and prisons. [Jade and Uncle suddenly realize] Aiya!
[picking up Jackie's Chance Jackson mask] I liked you...
[taking a fan from an old woman] I'm sorry. I will bring this back. Thank you!
[guiding Chow and Hak Foo who are carrying a large box] Ah ah, gently. Watch your step! Place it over to the left.
[regaining control] ...and into the incinerator! We could use some firewood.
Silence! With some sprucing, this fish heap will be worthy of housing a demon sorceror!
Ex-demon sorceror.
I may be vanquished, but I am still in charge, Valmont. As you can well see.
This is my hideout, and my body, Shendu!
Which reminds me, I have a change of wardrobe in mind for us!
Huh?! You wouldn't dare!
Hollywood? I'm on my way, Captain Black.
[surprises Jackie] Jackie, can I come with? Please???
Jade, the Dark Hand is there, no doubt searching for a demon portal.
But Jackie, Raphaelo DiCapizio is getting his footprints in cement at the Chinese Theater this weekend!
Who-phealo DeCa-who-zio?
Tch. Hello? Raphaelo DiCapizio is only the greatest movie star in the history of... history!
Ah, I guess you have never heard of John Wayne!
Aah, the Duke. "Saddle up, Pilgrim!"
I am so sorry I screamed, Jade.
Yeah, uh, Frankenstein did look pretty life-like, T. Must be all that wax.
Uh, maybe we should bring back a souvenir for Uncle. [approaches the gift shop desk] Do you have any photos of John Wayne? [the girl looking at Tohru behind the desk, obviously intimidated by his size, holds up photos]
Aw, we're wandering anyway! I wanna see Clark Gable's old house!
FFinn
Frankly Ratso, I don't give a darn!
[after a fight Jackie has with a puppet]
DNDirector Nigel
Cut! Who are you?!
This is a movie set?
Awesome! Are you gonna put Jackie in your movie?
NNigel
Oh sure! AFTER I HAVE HIM ARRESTED!
LFLarry Franklin
Nigel, Nigel! Calm down! [shaking Jade's hand] Larry Franklin, producer of "Ninjas in the Hood"! [to Jackie] That was quite a display te way you [impersonating Jackie's fighting] Bam! And Bam, Bam, BAM! You have an agent?
Uhhh...
That would be moi.
LLarry
Bam bam! This town's getting younger everyday!
Look, Lar! Jackie Chan here is going to be the next big action superstar, and you have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor!
Jaaade...
Right, Jackie. Did I mention that he does all his own stunts?
SGSecurity Guard
Pass?
Yes, I would like to!
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