Me, Valmont, mastermind of the Dark Hand, fleeing authorities like a common- [bumps into Daolon Wong, causing him to drop his belongings]
The supplies for my locator spell! You shall suffer for what you have done!
What I have done? You transformed my enforcers into samurai zombies! I've been reduced to performing my own dirty work! [grabs Daolon Wong] Return Finn, Ratso, and Chow to me at once!
Ha! Why would Daolon Wong heed the demands of an insignificant pickpocket?
B- Because I'm bigger than you!
Oh? [blasts Valmont with Dark Chi magic, transforming him into a child] Not anymore.
The whole time I've been in America, I haven't grown one inch. I'll never grow up, Jackie.
Patience, Jade. Enjoy your childhood while it lasts.
Tch. I have a billion years of school left. I can't reach anything in the freezer and I never get invited on your missions. Way enjoyable.
While Uncle and I search for the horse, you two will wait here and stay out of trouble.
Now see here, just because I look like a child doesn't mean you can treat me like one!
I am treating you like a criminal. Tohru will treat you like a child.
Now... [pops knuckles] Are you going to be a good little boy?
TD Taxi Driver
Where to, little man?
Kempton Race Course, and if you call me that again, I will have you eliminated.
[summons the Dark Enforcers]
Dark Finn I'm Finn, he's Ratso, that's Chow. Would it kill you to learn our names?
[the Dark Enforcers seize Young Valmont from the horse]
DF Dark Finn
Okay stretchy, get off your high horse.
DR Dark Ratso
And he's mini!
Indeed. I attempted to liberate you three, and that rancid prune of a wizard burdened me with this juvenile curse!
DF Dark Finn
Whoa, you tried to rescue us?
DC Dark Chow
We didn't know you cared!
Jackie, stop horsing around!
[attacking Giant Jade]
DF Dark Finn
You're going down, Queen Kong!
DR Dark Ratso
The bigger they are, the harder they- [Giant Jade immediately defeats them by stepping on them]
They didn't see that coming?! Honestly, why did I ever want them back?!
GJ Giant Jade
Just call me Jade-zilla!
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