And now that I'm finally rid of that petulant lizard, Shendu, the Dark Hand will rise ag-
Uh, Valmont? Your pancakes are getting cold. [Valmont gives Ratso his pancake stack]
Speaking of temperature, you'll need to acquire some serious heat if we're to embark on our epic crime spree!
Now you're talking, Big-V!
You three will break into Section 13 and steal the Talismans.
Uh, busting into Section 13's kinda risky.
Besides V, we don't do flunky work.
Not unless we're getting paid.
Uh true, this Demon nonsense has depleted Dark Hand finances, but you know I'm good for it!
[long pause]
Okay, but you gotta make us partners.
Call yourselves Vice Presidents if you wish, just bring me those Talismans! [the restaurant bill is placed on the table, which Valmont hands to the Enforcers]
FR Finn, Ratso, & Chow
Hey!
[after breaking into Section 13] Sweet! No guards in sight!
Man, security here stinks!
[taking the Talismans] ... and Monkey makes twelve. [suddenly grabbed by Ratso]
Ooh ooh, I know! He's the drummer from KISS!
FR Finn, Ratso, & Chow
Chan!
Jackie! You must not let Daolon Wong have the Talismans!
... Okay. No one will have them.
[after Jackie destroys the Talismans]
Jackie... you blew them up!
[sigh] It is finally over... [is cuffed by Uncle] Ow!
Not over. It is just beginning.
Talismans can be destroyed, but the powers they contain cannot. The magic has been set free, scattered to the winds, which means Daolon Wong will try to find them.
You mean Jackie just started the Talisman Hunt all over again? Cool!
Bu- But where did the magic go?
With no vessels to contain them, the powers will return to their owners; the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac.
Hello? The Chinese Zodiac is way ancient. Those animals are history!
As such, the Talisman magic will be drawn to noble animals, those most worthy of their regal ancestors; twelve living creatures, each about to receive an extraordinary gift.
That thing about making us partners? Don't worry about it.
If I were employing you, I would fire you!
[steps from behind a corner] You three! I require your assistance.
...So what's the gig pay?
[Daolon Wong chants an incantation which transforms Finn, Ratso, and Chow into Dark Chi Warriors]
DR Dark Ratso
You're orange!
Bow before me, Dark Chi warriors.
DF Dark Finn
Finn don't bow to no- [Daolon forces them to bow using Chi magic]
You are no longer mortal men, but powerful servants enslaved to do my bidding.
Now see here! Finn, Ratso, and Chow are my servants, and I will thank you not to- [Daolon Wong traps Valmont in the ground up to his neck] AH! Hey!
[detects a Talisman power] Ah, it would seem good fortune is mine, for one of the Talisman powers remains near. Come my warriors. [transports himself away]
DR Dark Ratso
Where'd he go? [the Dark Enforcers are transported away, leaving Valmont behind]
Wait! You can't just leave me here! Release me at once!
[at a dog show] Which is the beast that I seek? If I destroy all of them, one would remain standing; the one which holds the power of immortality!
Quickly! You must take the dog where Daolon's magic cannot reach!
[looking at all the dogs around him] But which dog, Uncle?
Were you not listening?! The most noble one!
[when the Dark Enforcers realize they can call for their weapons with Chi magic]
DC Dark Chow
Remote control?
DF Dark Finn
Rock and roll!
Jade, you should be asleep.
So should you. And I know just the thing to help you on one. First we strap on rollerblades instead of trash goal points, then we slip through the talismans out of the vault...
Just because I can sleep, doesn't mean you don't have to.
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