Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 3, Episode 1
“Re-Enter the J Team” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Jackie (4), Jade (3), Captain Black (1), El Toro Fuerte (1), Viper (1)
Jackie, I keep having the same weird dream. I show up the first day of class without my... what I did during summer vacation essay.
Gee. Perhaps you should start writing your essay.
Tch. You mean write about how boring vacation's been? We haven't seen a single demon, or ninja, or Dark Hand thug.
Hmmm. My kind of summer.
[during a slideshow presentation of various Jade Artifacts]
I recognize some of these pieces. Some of the finest examples of Emperor's Jade ever to exist.
Until they vanished. As you know the collections of nearly a dozen Chinese museums have been hit over the last decade, and the thefts have the same thing in common.
No prints, no tracks, no suspects.
Until now. Section 13 agents have been tracking the movements of Taiwanese billionaire Bartholomew Chang.
[noticing Chang's hand is made entirely of jade] His hand!
Made of jade.
[enters the room] You rang?
The stone.
Just checking! [leaves]
Our biggest obstacle is diplomatic. The Taiwanese government believes Chang to be its greatest philanthropist. That's why we can't make a move on his island fortress without absolute proof that he's stockpiling the goods there.
And I can help you, how?
Chang is about to host his annual exclusive Martial Arts Tournament, ostensibly for charity. But I believe Chang uses the tournament as an audition to recruit muscle for his private army, and the guest transportation as a means to smuggle jade onto the island, and off of it.
You want me to attend the tournament as a contestant.
And find the... [looks around; whispers] Jade.
[Jade suddenly appears from an overhead vent]
Captain Black, no offense, but this is way out of Jackie's league. This is a job for the J-Team! El Toro Fuerte; wrestler extraordinaire! Viper; mistress of Hapkido, Pilates, and Krav Maga! Tohru; the big strong... er, Sumo!
Uh, yes. Captain Black, I am sorry my niece has such an active imagination.
I like it!
You're a real master of disguise.
El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask.
Wish I could remove these pajamas. Not used to such a roomy fit.
Ready to go for the gold, Big Bopper?
Jade! How did you-?!
Captain Black said the boats were used to smuggle Jade onto the island, duh!
Not the niece, the stone!
And over here, the pride and joy of Chang Enterprises; basket weaving. All proceeds go- [Jackie falls from an air vent] You! This area is off limits! What are you doing?!
Looking for Jade!
[nervously] What jade?! There is no jade here! I see no jade!
Oh no no no no, Jade my niece, not jade the stone! Have you seen it- I mean, her?
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