Peyton Charles quotes from IZombie

Blaine DeBeers

Here, take this.

Peyton Charles

[Peyton looks at the card] A free car wash?

Blaine DeBeers

Whoops, wrong card. I don't think our relationship is quite at that level yet.

Liv Moore

He's got these thick biceps that stretch the cottony limits of his T-shirt.

Peyton Charles

Hmm.

Liv Moore

He's got a scar on his face that speaks of sin. This is a man who knows when to take a woman by the back of her neck and...

Peyton Charles

Oh!

Liv Moore

Sorry. I'm on horny-librarian-slash-erotica-novelist brain.

Peyton Charles

[Peyton starts combing Blaine's hair] So, this hair...

Blaine DeBeers

Mm-hmm?

Peyton Charles

How much product do you got working in here?

Blaine DeBeers

It's just a dollop of pomade and I'm out the door.

Peyton Charles

[Peyton stares at Blaine] I think you put some serious time into this look.

Blaine DeBeers

Well, we can't all look like we were created in a lab by 14 year-old boys, can we?

Peyton Charles

[Peyton in a southern accent] I don't know what it is, but it makes me drunk southern. Uh-huh.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine in a southern accent] Mmm-hmm. What about champagne? [Blaine in a French accent] Do you go French? Ooh! What about tequila?

Peyton Charles

Oh, God, no. You do not want to know what happens to me when I drink tequila.

Blaine DeBeers

I'm pretty sure I do.

Peyton Charles

No. No.

Blaine DeBeers

Yes. As for me... [Blaine in a Cockney accent] I go drunk Cockney, I do. Oh! A cuppa mudder's ruin, luv, an it's all 'Varder those bonnie lallies.' Etcetera, etcetera.

Peyton Charles

[before leaving Liv's home, Peyton tells Liv with tears down her eyes] You know, you sleep with someone, you think you know them. But they could be anybody. Good night.

Drake Holloway

[as Liv walks into her bedroom, seeing Drake in bed] Everything okay?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[when Peyton apologizes] Don't be sorry, we love having you here. Although, you do have a habit of picking the marshmallows out of my cereal, leaving me with a less-than-ideal ratio of marshmallow to crunchy bits, but, you know, I'll let that slide... [when Ravi sees that Peyton's been crying] Oh, no, Peyton. What is it?

Peyton Charles

I screwed up at work.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Can I do anything? I mean, because if you want me to pick every last marshmallow bear out of that box for you... I'll do it.

Peyton Charles

When I was in college, I had this professor, and when he'd hand out the Friday quiz, he'd say, 'Duck soup for you, Sweetheart.' I think he thought it was easier for me than everyone else. But I was probably working twice as hard.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah, before you moved in, I just assumed you were a fembot that plugged into a charging station at night.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I don't know what happened at work, but I promise, the only opinion you need to worry about is your own.

Peyton Charles

It's a pretty low opinion right now.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, it shouldn't be. You are formidable. I mean, you're clever and disciplined.

Peyton Charles

Hardly.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Those are just the top tier qualities. All right? You're also clearly blessed with a hollow leg.

Peyton Charles

No, no. Don't go.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I must. I know how this turns out. It's like the shots contest in Raiders of the Lost Ark. You're Karen Allen, and I'm the fat Nepalese guy that ends up under the table.

Peyton Charles

[Liv stands at Peyton's side] Blaine thinks he and I could have something special.

Liv Moore

Aww, he swiped right. I'm sure that your Tinder photo is hair-centric and flattering, but how do you spin that bio? 'I'm a humble guy, always down for a hike, or we could just murder and chill.' 'My fave slays are astronauts, homeless teens and boyfriend.'

Peyton Charles

Did you just tweet that photo of us? Hashtag 'friendship goals.' Hashtag 'booty had me like what'?

Liv Moore

[Liv with a smile on her face] Not cool?

Peyton Charles

Uh, little weird.

Ravi Chakrabarti

But stay here. You know, you'll have two men living with you, one's practically a Greek god who's turned his body into a finely tuned weapon, and, of course, Major. And either of us would do anything for you.

Peyton Charles

My new place has a 24-hour doorman and a hot tub.

Ravi Chakrabarti

The Major will serve as our doorman. All right? He's great with doors. The opening. The closing. And I will make sure your tub time's hot as hell.

Peyton Charles

Look, I know one thing. If I ever was turned into a zombie, my first order of business would be to scratch you. I'd be like, 'Oh, man! I'm a zombie.' Scratch!

Ravi Chakrabarti

Seems a little self-serving, but okay.

Peyton Charles

No way am I doing this whole zombie thing without you.

Peyton Charles

You're the best.

Ravi Chakrabarti

You know, for the record, I'd be very sad to see you go. My liver, on the other hand, is like, 'Good riddance.'