Peyton Charles quotes from IZombie

Peyton Charles

You don't mind me staying in your hair a little longer?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I do mind. Yeah, you know... But Nietzsche taught us that to live is to suffer.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi holds a brain in his hands] Peyton, what a pleasant surprise. If I had known you'd be dropping by, I would've worn my less bloody lab coat.

Peyton Charles

Never visiting you at work again.

Peyton Charles

Anything about Hong Kong suppliers? Or shipment schedules?

Liv Moore

No.

Peyton Charles

Hmm. Cassidy said she knew every criminal thing Nick was involved with. Maybe just start with that.

Liv Moore

I'm gonna start with throwing this frickin' plate across the room if you don't step the hell off.

Peyton Charles

Please, try and rent the apartment across the hall.

Liv Moore

So we can be like the friends from Friends?

Peyton Charles

Oh! Yes!

Ravi Chakrabarti

Fantastic idea! Peyton is Monica-esque. [Ravi looks at Liv] You're clearly a Rachel. Type-A. Relationship drama.

Peyton Charles

Did that dancer just accept a tip with her butt cheeks? That's just... I mean, how does she even know how much he gave her?

Liv Moore

Oh, she knows.

Peyton Charles

Maybe try closing your eyes. Focus on the phrase, 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.'

Liv Moore

It's not about focusing, okay? It's not Pop-A-Shot.

Peyton Charles

This is how you trigger a vision?

Liv Moore

Yeah. No matter what brain I'm on, I just sit on some strange knuckle-nut's lap and 'Poof,' vision!

Liv Moore

It's a lap dance. Low mileage. No knee to groin contact. I'm your best friend.

Peyton Charles

Yeah. That's why this is awkward.

Liv Moore

So, with some other girl it would be fine? Wait. Do you not find me attractive?

Peyton Charles

Does it help for me to mention this isn't really you?

Liv Moore

[Liv and Peyton enter the bathroom] Hey! You in the stall! You're gonna flick me in the grill with your cheap-ass wannabe-Ariana-Grande clip-on and then just hide in the bathroom?

Liv Moore

Did that bitch just flick me in the face with her pony tail?

Peyton Charles

I think it was an accident.

Liv Moore

It is on. I'm gonna smack the wet 'n' wild right off her face!

Peyton Charles

What do you want me to say?

Liv Moore

I want you to appreciate how freakin' hot I am.

Peyton Charles

Okay.

Liv Moore

Why do you have to make it all emotional? I have a body, all right? Can't you just think of me as a sexual object?

Peyton Charles

Fine. Whatever. You want to back up that booty, back it up. Let's see what you got.

Liv Moore

Oh, I'll show you what I got.

Peyton Charles

Oh, bring it.

Liv Moore

[Liv dances her butt up to Peyton's face] You know it's still 20 bucks, right?

How much for a lap dance? $20?

Peyton Charles

I'm a lawyer.

$40?

Peyton Charles

[Liv wakes up out of her vision] Hey, you're back.

Liv Moore

Yeah, but I gotta go. Sorry about the mess.

Peyton Charles

Okay. But don't eat a new brain, until this is dealt with.

Liv Moore

So, these victims aren't even dead? Major didn't kill them?

Peyton Charles

And he did all this to protect Liv?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah.

Liv Moore

So Drake is still alive?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Frozen and, as discussed, a zombie, but yes...

Peyton Charles

And this is, what exactly?

Liv Moore

Chocolate-covered brain nougat. We have to get Major brains by tomorrow morning, or we're in serious trouble.