Blaine DeBeers quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

You killed the fourth man who walked on the moon?

Blaine DeBeers

Please, nobody cares about the fourth person to do something.

Peyton Charles

You have quite the voice.

Blaine DeBeers

I was lead tenor in my grade school choir. Hmm. Second lead, and then Tommy Fitzpatrick had an unfortunate fall. So clumsy, that kid.

Liv Moore

Dale left with her gym bag. I'd say we have about an hour.

Blaine DeBeers

Uh... I'd say 90 minutes. You don't get that ass in an hour-a-day.

Blaine DeBeers

Here, take this.

Peyton Charles

[Peyton looks at the card] A free car wash?

Blaine DeBeers

Whoops, wrong card. I don't think our relationship is quite at that level yet.

Blaine DeBeers

So, what do you say? Team up with me. Stop a zombie killer, maybe save a few lives? Have a few laughs?

Liv Moore

I don't think so.

Blaine DeBeers

Okay, let me put it to you in Liv-speak. Some of these missing zombies have families and are 'nice people.' And more 'nice people' are going to go missing unless you and I do something about it. Look, we know things the FBI doesn't. So we're ahead of the curve. Help me, Zombie-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.

Liv Moore

This doesn't change the fact that you still sicken me.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine smiles] Wouldn't be me if I didn't.

(nervously) This is so bad. This is so bad, you got to do something.

Blaine DeBeers

'Dammit Don E., I'm a brain dealer not a doctor!'

Blaine DeBeers

How familiar are you with the movie... Dawn of the Dead?

Drake Holloway

I've seen it.

Blaine DeBeers

Remember how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?

Drake Holloway

Yeah.

Blaine DeBeers

You're what's outside of the mall. You're a zombie.

Ravi Chakrabarti

We are not an emergency room. We're not equipped for this. This man is dying, and your first thought is to bring him here?

Blaine DeBeers

Actually, my first thought was to call you and have you come to my place, but I had some concern you wouldn't show, so...

Blaine DeBeers

You were dying, and in an effort to save you... Well, we had a zombie scratch you. I may have buried the lead here. Zombies are a real thing.

Drake Holloway

So the fact that I crave...

Blaine DeBeers

Brains? Yeah, that's a zombie thing. But fear not, everything's gonna be just fine. If you follow my instructions, you'll have all the brains you need.

Drake Holloway

I need brains.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine chuckles] Sorry. Wow. I am really rusty at the 'Welcome to Team-Z' speech. I should've made pamphlets.

Don Everhart

To eat brains or not to eat brains? That is the question.

Blaine DeBeers

It's a bit of an acquired taste.

Liv Moore

You couldn't of flavored it up a bit for him?

Blaine DeBeers

Sorry. The quality of all the meals have gone downhill here since someone's boyfriend offed my chef. Poor Don E. has been reduced to eating pepperoni pockets.

Blaine DeBeers

Hey, let's get some mojitos. You know, celebrate.

Ravi Chakrabarti

The next shift is showing up here in 10 minutes. This would be rather hard to explain.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine looks at Drake in the body bag] Gotta zip you back up, friend. Down you go.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine looks at the rugged Don E] What happened? You tussle with a Doberman?

Don Everhart

One of our client's bodyguards went after Chief by mistake. Oh, he thinks he may have scratched him.

Blaine DeBeers

Well, I guess we'll hear soon if all zombie hell breaks loose.

Peyton Charles

[Peyton starts combing Blaine's hair] So, this hair...

Blaine DeBeers

Mm-hmm?

Peyton Charles

How much product do you got working in here?

Blaine DeBeers

It's just a dollop of pomade and I'm out the door.

Peyton Charles

[Peyton stares at Blaine] I think you put some serious time into this look.

Blaine DeBeers

Well, we can't all look like we were created in a lab by 14 year-old boys, can we?

Peyton Charles

[Peyton in a southern accent] I don't know what it is, but it makes me drunk southern. Uh-huh.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine in a southern accent] Mmm-hmm. What about champagne? [Blaine in a French accent] Do you go French? Ooh! What about tequila?

Peyton Charles

Oh, God, no. You do not want to know what happens to me when I drink tequila.

Blaine DeBeers

I'm pretty sure I do.

Peyton Charles

No. No.

Blaine DeBeers

Yes. As for me... [Blaine in a Cockney accent] I go drunk Cockney, I do. Oh! A cuppa mudder's ruin, luv, an it's all 'Varder those bonnie lallies.' Etcetera, etcetera.