Major Lilywhite quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi clears his throat] I... actually... wanted to ask you about, a um... video game thing.

Major Lilywhite

Video game?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I'm playing that zombie game we play? And I'm stuck. Um, and I have to get to the, uh, frozen zone... Where everything's frozen.

Major Lilywhite

What game is this?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Zombie... Town?

Major Lilywhite

[Major looks at the guard over his shoulder] Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Zombie Town.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah. I need to find the frozen zombies to beat the level, but I don't know how to get there.

Major Lilywhite

Right. Right. Um, the frozen zone. Okay, what you have to do, is go to the edge of water... world.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Edge of Water World?

Major Lilywhite

Yeah. On 15th. Level. 15th level.

Major Lilywhite

Liv, look at me. You need to get me the cure. Soon. Very soon.

Liv Moore

Major, I mean about the case, and getting you something decent to eat.

Major Lilywhite

It's too late for that, Liv. All right? It's taking everything to stay myself, and if I'm not myself in here, it'll be bad.

Liv Moore

Major, no. No, we can't. It wipes away your memory, everything...

Major Lilywhite

You have to make a choice, Liv, 'cause we're going to lose me one way or the other, and we both know one way is a lot worse.

Major Lilywhite

[Major takes a bite in disgust] My friend gave you this?

Yeah. I mean, not that exact one. My Shiba Inu ate the one she gave me. But I got you the same kind. You know, I didn't remember if she gave me Choco-nilla nut or Choco-nilla, so I went with just Choco-nilla, in case of nut allergies. Last thing I need is a lawsuit, am I right? (chuckles)

Major Lilywhite

[Major thanks Liv while beating on imaginary drums in the air] Thanks for letting Ravi and me stay here. I drove by my place, and my front yard is still occupied by reporters and looky-loos.

Liv Moore

I know you're still rolling on drummer brain, but you need to switch to this. Janko brain.

Major Lilywhite

I know you're a fan of submarine movies, so I'm sure you'll understand.

Vaughn Du Clark

[Vaughn Du Clark screams] No, no, no, no. No! Ah!

Major Lilywhite

Good luck!

Liv Moore

Let's rock and roll.

Clive Babineaux

Sorry, that's all the firepower I've got.

Major Lilywhite

[Major sees an axe on the wall] There's always 'In case of fire' power.

Clive Babineaux

Be like Private Ryan. 'Earn this.'

Major Lilywhite

[Major smiles] That's the plan.

Major Lilywhite

So, it turns out the party at Max Rager tonight is a lock-in, down in an underground parking lot. Prison-themed. Because of their new Super Max drink.

Clive Babineaux

A prison theme? White people.

Clive Babineaux

Looks like the party's over.

Major Lilywhite

Everyone's dead.

Liv Moore

Or undead. Watch your backs.

Ravi Chakrabarti

So, what? You plan on Weekend At Bernie's-ing a dead Janko through the halls of Max Rager?

Major Lilywhite

Of course not.

Liv Moore

We'll just take his hand.

Vivian Stoll

Vivian Stoll, Fillmore-Graves Enterprises.

Clive Babineaux

Clive Babineaux Seattle P.D. This is Olivia Moore from the Medical Examiner's office.

Vivian Stoll

You're gonna be a busy girl.

Major Lilywhite

[Major introduces himself] Major Lilywhite. Personal trainer.

Vivian Stoll

[firing her pistol] Get some! Come on! Get some!

Major Lilywhite

Who the hell is that?