Clive Babineaux quotes from IZombie

Clive Babineaux

What do we know about hemlock?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, I believe it was Socrates who said of hemlock, 'I drank what?'

Dale Bozzio

So we use FBI resources. Get the mother of all databases on it.

Clive Babineaux

And then we bust this S.O.B.

Dale Bozzio

And then victory sex.

Liv Moore

Men are always so phallocentric, Clive. Why is that?

Clive Babineaux

[Clive turns away] Just are.

Dale Bozzio

Ugh. Why is the little dot not coming up?

Clive Babineaux

You gotta tap reload to make it...

Dale Bozzio

Did you hear that?

Clive Babineaux

What?

Dale Bozzio

It sounded like a man who's never used this app in his life trying to mansplain.

Clive Babineaux

[Clive holds up a mug shot of Blaine] Blaine. We found him.

Dale Bozzio

Gets crazier. DeBeers is an alias, too. It's a moniker he picked up from some high schoolers he sold beer and pot to with a real winner, Julien DeWeed. As in 'Blaine's got da beers, Julien's got da weed.'

Clive Babineaux

Hoping you can work your magic, Liv, help ID these guys.

Liv Moore

Uh...

Ravi Chakrabarti

Looks like a no-brainer to me, Liv.

Liv Moore

What does it mean if the guy you're dating isn't on Facebook?

Clive Babineaux

I don't use Facebook. So, nothing?

Liv Moore

Hmm.

Clive Babineaux

Or maybe he's married with a bunch of kids.

[the Marina Owner yells to his son who's on his phone] Kids and their phones. You'll understand what I mean some day.

Clive Babineaux

[as Clive turns to to see Liv taking a selfie of herself] No, I think I get it now.

Clive Babineaux

No visions? I think the radiation from your cell phone is giving you third eye cataracts.

Liv Moore

Don't hate 'cause you can't relate.

Okay, yeah, there's a new player. A mystery man with a new product. Lucky U. It's the sickest Utopium out there. Totally uncut, insane high. And cheap. The bunk I'm slinging's got more steps than Helen Keller in a corn maze.

Clive Babineaux

Tell me more about this mystery man.

It's like you don't know what the word mystery means.

Clive Babineaux

Geo-whatting?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Geocaching. It's a real world outdoor treasure hunting game. Strangers leave caches, post the GPS coordinates, and then people like us go out and find them. That's what we were doing.

Clive Babineaux

What sort of treasures?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Oh! Let's see. Uh, Matchbox cars, sets of crayons.

Major Lilywhite

Yeah. I found a wheat penny once.

Clive Babineaux

So treasures for children.

Ravi Chakrabarti

It's more about the joy of discovery. Why do men climb mountains, Clive?

Clive Babineaux

Because it tests their endurance, their courage, their sense of themselves as men? Oh, I'm sorry. Were you drawing a comparison?

Clive Babineaux

I'll run this by Bozzio.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi whispers] If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right?

[Miss Shaefer sees the body] Oh! Oh, this jackass.

Clive Babineaux

You do know him?

Kind of. His name's Corey. I hooked up with him a couple months ago. Dick never called me again.

Liv Moore

Possibly because he was dead.

Yeah. You're right. That's probably why. 'Cause I know he had a good time.

Liv Moore

You know, I used to bartend.

Clive Babineaux

You never mentioned that.

Liv Moore

Yeah. At this island-themed place called Jamaica Me Thirsty. The bartenders were the show, juggling bottles, making drinks blindfolded, dancing on the bar. I was kind of a big deal. Don't bother looking for the place now.

Clive Babineaux

Wasn't planning to.

Liv Moore

Big Fish saw Terrell bent over Popeye Collier's dead body, blood on his hands. Big Fish could've put Terrell away for murder. That has to be why Terrell killed him.

Clive Babineaux

We should drop back in on Terrell. I can swing by first thing.

Liv Moore

Great. I'll be ready. Oh, and Clive, if you can, pick me up a soy vanilla latte. There's this new study that says caffeine helps stimulate psychic activity. Clive? Clive!