Clive Babineaux quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

What's your notion of Heaven, Clive?

Clive Babineaux

Just, you know, Heaven-heaven.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Except in "Clive-Heaven" things are a little bit tougher than here on Earth.

Liv Moore

So, what brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Clive Babineaux

It's raining.

Liv Moore

[Liv with a smile] That's liquid sunshine, my friend. Don't believe me? Ask a farmer. Or a duck.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Or Gene Kelly.

Clive Babineaux

The real estate agent Gary... Derryberry, is meeting us there.

Liv Moore

Gary Derryberry?

Clive Babineaux

[Liv gasps] You know him?

Liv Moore

No, but he sounds like a hoot!

Clive Babineaux

Ma'am, I'm arresting you for breaking and entering.

Your lips are movin', but it's the system talkin'!

Liv Moore

Oh, look, Clive, they're collecting money to get Pam out of jail.

Pam would never hurt Leslie. It's not just me saying that. So is the money in the jar.

Clive Babineaux

The jar is half-empty.

Liv Moore

It's half-full.

She made a point of hiring the less-advantaged. So that they could have a second chance. Or even a third chance.

Clive Babineaux

How many chances did Pam get?

Lots.

Clive Babineaux

Pardon my French, Gilbert. Your ass is grass.

Liv Moore

"A work of art is a confession." You know who said that?

Albert Camus.

Liv Moore

A French literary rock star.

He was Algerian.

Liv Moore

Of French descent. Work with me.

My Boss was murdered. And that woman made me what I am today.

Clive Babineaux

A pot-smokin' break-in artist?

Hey, that's reductive, man. 'Cause I was here huntin' for clues. I just took a little break for a little pain relief. [Pam smokes more of her weed]

Hi! Welcome to Positivity. What can I get for you this amazing morning?

Clive Babineaux

I'm Detective Babineaux, Seattle P.D.

Liv Moore

I'm Dr. Moore, with the medical examiner's office.

Oh, you must know Ravi. He's one of my favorites.

Liv Moore

Isn't he just the best?

Clive Babineaux

Could we speak to your manager?

I'm a manager. Everyone who works here is. We're all co-managers.

Liv Moore

Amazing.

Clive Babineaux

How did she get along here? She ever have issues with the other employees?

Vaughn Du Clark

Well, she had issues with me. I had her demoted for failing to deliver results on time. But I don't murder employees over missed deadlines, as a rule.

Vaughn Du Clark

Dr. Cash? Never heard of her. What makes you think she works here?

Liv Moore

We, uh, we...

Clive Babineaux

We have a source.

Vaughn Du Clark

Source? So, it's not just that you enjoy dropping by every time a homicide is committed in King County?

Clive Babineaux

More brains? Like the brains Mrs. Suzuki gave us? That we tested? And that came back bovine?

Dale Bozzio

Not these. Too big for a cow. Unless this cow's a genius. Cows are large. But their brains are smaller than ours. You ever met a cow? They're dumb.

Clive Babineaux

We should wait until she gets off work and follow her.

Liv Moore

Should we sit at the tip rail or do you want to grab a table?

Clive Babineaux

I meant wait in the car.

Liv Moore

[Lorelei crying uncontrollably] Is this chick crying because her granny is finding out she's a stripper? You're being questioned in a murder case because you're a suspect. Oh, my God. It's like a frickin' Adele concert in here. More information. Less tears and snot.

Clive Babineaux

Lorelei, we need to know what happened the night Cassidy was killed. Were you with Nick when he left the club?

Liv Moore

[Liv and Clive leave the room] That was like interrogating a puddle.