Clive Babineaux quotes from IZombie

Clive Babineaux

So I spoke to these muggers P.O. and got a last place of employment. Turns out, they work together. Wanna go check them out?

Liv Moore

[Liv in a low voice] I make time for justice.

Clive Babineaux

That's Mr. Boss. He's head of the biggest crime syndicate in Seattle.

Liv Moore

[Liv in a low voice] So all this Santa delivers to our city is crime.

The Fog thought he was the king of the superheroes. Always bad-mouthing me to the others. Then I find out he's got a super-team and doesn't ask me. Do you know how many marketing opportunities I was going to lose out on if I wasn't included? You ever hear of Snake Bite?

Clive Babineaux

No.

But I bet you can name everyone in the Justice League, can't you? I rest my case.

Liv Moore

Now what was it that made The Fog want to form his super-team?

The Fog heard Mr. Boss was bringing in a shipment of guns.

Clive Babineaux

Mr. Boss, huh?

Yeah. He said they were big-ass guns.

Clive Babineaux

So, what was the plan?

We really didn't get to the 'hearing the plan' part.

Mr. Boss? Guns? That's some super-dangerous stuff.

Clive Babineaux

We can't just raid a place. There's a protocol. First there's probable cause. Then comes the warrant.

Liv Moore

[Liv in a low voice] I'm the probable cause.

Clive Babineaux

You two don't seem that skeeved.

Ravi Chakrabarti

We've pulled stranger things out of corpses. Golf balls. A snake.

Liv Moore

Besides, we were expecting it.

Clive Babineaux

Jordan's pierced...

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah, it's front and center on his sex tape.

Clive Babineaux

He had a sex tape?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi looks at Liv] Aw... So innocent.

Liv Moore

Well, there it is. Some of the most famous junk in America.

Clive Babineaux

Cover it. Cover it. Who gets pierced there? Why?

Ravi Chakrabarti

It's called a Prince Albert. I wonder how you get it through airport security.

Clive Babineaux

Oh, I can't. I'm doing another canvass of Pioneer Square.

Dale Bozzio

Swing by when you're done and you can canvass this. And by canvass, I mean have sex with.

Clive Babineaux

The actor who pulled the trigger apparently had no idea he was holding a real weapon.

Liv Moore

Who was that?

Clive Babineaux

Wyatt Carver.

Liv Moore

[Liv in excitement] Cody! Sorry.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Uh, she's seen every episode. On purpose.

Liv Moore

What's with you? Why were you all twitchy?

Clive Babineaux

Zombies kinda freak me out.

Hey, hey, without us, there is no Zombie High. It's just... High.

Yeah, where's the mutual respect? You know what'd be fun? A zombie show where a zombie's the star.

Clive Babineaux

That's dumb.

Clive Babineaux

David Biel, a resident of the Yesler Mission Men's Shelter. Lately, he's been raising them money at Third and Cherry dressed like this, ringing a bell.

Liv Moore

Any idea why someone rang his?

Clive Babineaux

Did you find the prop gun?

Not yet. You can bet it'll be me who gets fired for it, not Numbnuts.

Liv Moore

I love the cute little nicknames the crew have for the actors.

Dale Bozzio

[Agent Bozzio sees the sketches of Blaine on Clive's police desk] Who's this?

Clive Babineaux

Uh, a suspect in the Meat Cute Massacre. Why?

Dale Bozzio

I just met him. Two of my missing presumed-dead guys had his phone number on them. This is our guy!

Ravi Chakrabarti

[about Grace LeGare] So they send her to us. And she might've been categorized a 'respiratory failure' due to 'unknown'. But...

Liv Moore

But Ravi figured it out, and he's super desperate for an attaboy.

Clive Babineaux

[Clive hesitates] Attaboy.