Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

Clive plays piano?

Dale Bozzio

Beautifully. He's got one in his living room. You've never been to his place?

Liv Moore

Nope.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Clive has a strict church and state policy with regards to his work and personal life.

Clive Babineaux

She was a badge bunny.

Liv Moore

A what?

Clive Babineaux

A badge bunny. A woman who sleeps with cops. Something about the badge turns them on.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi whispers to himself] I have a badge.

Liv Moore

This one's clearly photoshopped. Clive's hands aren't white.

Ravi Chakrabarti

At this point, anything's possible.

Ravi Chakrabarti

How'd she get your gun?

Clive Babineaux

Stolen from my place the night before her murder.

Liv Moore

She wanted to have something you touched against her skin.

Clive Babineaux

Whose side are you on?

Liv Moore

I'm Julie Walker and this tall drink of water is my fiance.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Shawrama Parachanchetabarka.

Liv Moore

[Liv continues speaking] We just started wedding planning.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Why did you keep it a secret? You figured Shaft never cooked for his friends, so neither could you?

Liv Moore

It's adorable.

Clive Babineaux

And there it is. Need I say more?

Liv Moore

[Liv takes a bite] Hmm. Mine's a little uninspiring. How's yours?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi with a full mouth] I'm neither overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. I guess I'm whelmed.

Liv Moore

Grandma must have lost her touch.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Clive. What's George R.R. Martin up to right now?

Clive Babineaux

[Clive answers seriously] Not writing.

Ravi Chakrabarti

We get eight more minutes. So, what do you want to talk about? Oh, what's the best American album of all time? I say, it's Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.

Liv Moore

Can we just sit here? Eight minutes of silence is just what the doctor ordered.

Ravi Chakrabarti

All right, what's the plan?

Liv Moore

We'll wing it. You ready to do this?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yes, and...

Liv Moore

And what?

Ravi Chakrabarti

'Yes, and... ' It's the first rule of improv? It's what keeps the scene moving forward.

Liv Moore

Try not to talk. You willing to hold my hand?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi smiles while holding Liv's hand] Yes. And...

Ravi Chakrabarti

I'm sorry, Seattle has a vigilante crime fighter called The Fog? How did I not know about this?

Clive Babineaux

Oh, we've got a few superhero wannabes here.

Ravi Chakrabarti

The Fog certainly took some licks for the greater good.

Liv Moore

Ravi, the most this guy ever did was momentarily distract criminals, who were shocked to see a grown man in tights.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I think it's noble to go out and pursue danger to protect the innocent, to be an active symbol of hope. To show the world that one person can make a difference.

Liv Moore

I just think it's kind of ridiculous.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Would you say that to Batman?

Liv Moore

If he were real, yes, I would.

Ravi Chakrabarti

As a man who's mentally assembled his own utility belt, I find The Fog's impressive. Carabiner hooks. Giant marble. Oh! A giant marble.

Liv Moore

Marble?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Always handy. Mace. [Ravi sniffs the mace] No. No, wait. It's chloroform. And the handiest of crime-fighting tools, duct tape.

Ravi Chakrabarti

We are not an emergency room. We're not equipped for this. This man is dying, and your first thought is to bring him here?

Blaine DeBeers

Actually, my first thought was to call you and have you come to my place, but I had some concern you wouldn't show, so...