Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

Minor, guess who found some bones!

Ravi Chakrabarti

Go forth and direct your lust elsewhere.

Ravi Chakrabarti

'The struggle is real. Props for the good looks. Boom.'

Ravi Chakrabarti

A hundred and fifty-three people watched you unpack a box. How? Why? Please tell me you're not watching your own vlog.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Science is a marathon, not a sprint.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Not the way I'd choose to go. Whale ingestion, if you're curious.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi picks up one high heel] Bad news. One of our eye witnesses is dead... [Ravi picks up the other high heel] ... And the other is not talking.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I'm not seeing any post-concussion red flags. But if your memory loss persists, you should get an MRI, or a CT scan. Maybe a PET scan. Anything with an acronym, really, just as long as it tests brain function.

Ravi Chakrabarti

With everything that's going on, I have no business feeling this happy, yet, here I am, feeling... [Ravi sees Blaine in his kitchen] Nauseas.

Liv Moore

I'm having a hard enough time pretending I'm alive, let alone throwing a performance as a psychic into my repertoire.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Liv, you ate the girl's temporal lobe. Going to the police with her potential murderer is the least you can do.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Okay, this is interesting. I set up a Google alert for the terms "Seattle, zombie."

Liv Moore

Me, too. No. Uh, I signed up for Z-Date.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Is that gonna be weird for you, by the way? You being Liv's ex-fiance?

Major Lilywhite

Yeah. No?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Are you sure? It seems like you're a little off about it. Like that "no" kind of had a question mark at the end.

Major Lilywhite

I'm pretty sure I'm okay with it.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Okay. Good?

Ravi Chakrabarti

What if our hot zombie boy's name's on our fax and he's our murderer?

Liv Moore

I don't think it will be. I have a good feeling about him.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Mmm. And where exactly is this feeling originating from?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Uh, I think you've got company.

Liv Moore

It's him.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ooh.

Liv Moore

Shut up or I'll eat you.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[sewing stitches] Easy. You're lucky you're not dead. Although, if you were, this would come much more naturally to me.

Major Lilywhite

You know what you're doing, right?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I mean, theoretically. Sure. But did you consider a trip to the ER?

Major Lilywhite

I'm a social worker. My insurance covers, like, one Band-Aid a year.

Liv Moore

[entering] Major? What the hell?

Ravi Chakrabarti

It's nothing.

Liv Moore

Those are y-incision stitches. They need to be closer together, unless you're going for that Frankenstein look.

Ravi Chakrabarti

The man's too good-looking. I'm giving him character.