It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 6
“The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (4), Charlie Kelly (2), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1)
Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?
I see a door marked "Private." Is that the door you're talking about?
Nah, I was talking abou...I didn't say...did you...what did you hear?
I heard you say "There was a door marked pirate living in there."
Well are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna see what's living in there?
You're the one that....Jesus Christ man, shit.
It's locked! All right, let me try this out.
What is that, your apartment key? That's not gonna work!
Why not?
We're not at your apartment, shithead!
Well how many possible lock combinations can there be?
Oh, so many, dude, like hundreds of millions.
Well eventually they're gonna overlap--
They're not ever gonna--
You know what, you're right, it's not working.
Oh, no shit.
Well it was worth a try!
It was not worth a try.
Those goddam North Koreans.
They are some sneaky bastards.
When she jumps up on the stage we'll blast her with the water, the crowd will go crazy, the other girls are gonna wanna join in, and we will save the bar and then she'll break up with Charlie ruining any hopes for happiness that that son of a bitch ever had.
I agree with the first part but the second part seems incredibly harsh.
It's the best goddamn part.
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