Dennis: Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.
Mac: (walks in from the office) Helloooo!!! What's up bitches?
Charlie: Mac, can an asshole rip in half?
Mac: Like tissue paper.
  
  Mac: (walks in from the office) Helloooo!!! What's up bitches?
Charlie: Mac, can an asshole rip in half?
Mac: Like tissue paper.
 Dennis : Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half. 
 Mac : (walks in from the office) Helloooo!!! What's up bitches? 
 Charlie : Mac, can an asshole rip in half? 
 Mac : Like tissue paper. 
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