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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 4

Dennis, Mac and others in “The Gang Gets Held Hostage”

Dennis

Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.

Mac

(walks in from the office) Helloooo!!! What's up bitches?

Charlie

Mac, can an asshole rip in half?

Mac

Like tissue paper.

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