Charlie: Ok,ok, uh I just killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps.
Dennis: Good work.
Charlie: No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar.
Dennis: That's why we call it Charlie Work.
Charlie: No, no dude not Charlie Work. There's like an emotional toll that comes out of this. I mean you kill one of these... [Dennis blows smoke in Charlie's face]
Charlie: You kidding me?
Dennis: What? What?
Charlie: You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you.
Dennis: What is he talking about?
Charlie: You know if you wanna smoke, you should have to take it outside.
Frank: It's a bar.
Dennis: Yeah, it's a bar.
Dee: Yeah, but you know what? Charlie, I think you're right. I think we should ban smoking in here.
Mac: Oh, come on. That's completely ridiculous.
Dee: Why is that ridiculous? There are smoking bans in a lot of states now.
Mac: Uh, yes and its completely unamerican.
Dennis: If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar.
Charlie: I work in this bar. I work here.
Dennis: But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here. Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. They strip them away from smokers.
Frank: Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
Dee: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
Frank: ...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
Dee: Oh my god.
Dennis: Look the point is if Charlie took any time to study in school, he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face.
Charlie: You gotta be... you don't know shit about the Constitution man.
Mac: Uh, he knows more than you two unamerican freedom haters.
Dennis: Thank you.
Dee: Oh, Charlie, we hate freedom. Yea we hate it.
Charlie: Oh, I'm unamerican?
Frank: You're practically a Vietcong.
Charlie: Is that right? Ok. You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll outta here.
Dee: Where are we going?
Charlie: We're gonna go America all over their asses!
Dennis: Good work.
Charlie: No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar.
Dennis: That's why we call it Charlie Work.
Charlie: No, no dude not Charlie Work. There's like an emotional toll that comes out of this. I mean you kill one of these... [Dennis blows smoke in Charlie's face]
Charlie: You kidding me?
Dennis: What? What?
Charlie: You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you.
Dennis: What is he talking about?
Charlie: You know if you wanna smoke, you should have to take it outside.
Frank: It's a bar.
Dennis: Yeah, it's a bar.
Dee: Yeah, but you know what? Charlie, I think you're right. I think we should ban smoking in here.
Mac: Oh, come on. That's completely ridiculous.
Dee: Why is that ridiculous? There are smoking bans in a lot of states now.
Mac: Uh, yes and its completely unamerican.
Dennis: If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar.
Charlie: I work in this bar. I work here.
Dennis: But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here. Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. They strip them away from smokers.
Frank: Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
Dee: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
Frank: ...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
Dee: Oh my god.
Dennis: Look the point is if Charlie took any time to study in school, he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face.
Charlie: You gotta be... you don't know shit about the Constitution man.
Mac: Uh, he knows more than you two unamerican freedom haters.
Dennis: Thank you.
Dee: Oh, Charlie, we hate freedom. Yea we hate it.
Charlie: Oh, I'm unamerican?
Frank: You're practically a Vietcong.
Charlie: Is that right? Ok. You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll outta here.
Dee: Where are we going?
Charlie: We're gonna go America all over their asses!
Charlie : Ok,ok, uh I just killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps.
Dennis : Good work.
Charlie : No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar.
Dennis : That's why we call it Charlie Work.
Charlie : No, no dude not Charlie Work. There's like an emotional toll that comes out of this. I mean you kill one of these... [ Dennis blows smoke in Charlie's face ]
Charlie : You kidding me?
Dennis : What? What?
Charlie : You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you.
Dennis : What is he talking about?
Charlie : You know if you wanna smoke, you should have to take it outside.
Frank : It's a bar.
Dennis : Yeah, it's a bar.
Dee : Yeah, but you know what? Charlie, I think you're right. I think we should ban smoking in here.
Mac : Oh, come on. That's completely ridiculous.
Dee : Why is that ridiculous? There are smoking bans in a lot of states now.
Mac : Uh, yes and its completely unamerican.
Dennis : If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar.
Charlie : I work in this bar. I work here.
Dennis : But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here. Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. They strip them away from smokers.
Frank : Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
Dee : You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
Frank : ...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
Dee : Oh my god.
Dennis : Look the point is if Charlie took any time to study in school, he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face.
Charlie : You gotta be... you don't know shit about the Constitution man.
Mac : Uh, he knows more than you two unamerican freedom haters.
Dennis : Thank you.
Dee : Oh, Charlie, we hate freedom. Yea we hate it.
Charlie : Oh, I'm unamerican?
Frank : You're practically a Vietcong.
Charlie : Is that right? Ok. You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll outta here.
Dee : Where are we going?
Charlie : We're gonna go America all over their asses!
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