Behold! A hunter destroyer-
What is it?
A hunter destroy-
What is it?!?
...A hunter destroyer machine.
S1 E8Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain
Wait...if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back...
[GIR's head explodes]
(cries) WHY?!? WHY MY PIGGY?!? I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY! I LOVEDED YOUUUUU!!
The pig...it haunts me...
You can hide, Zim, but you can't...hide!
[GIR opens his head, launching out million of little piggies, giggling]
ZZim
No, GIR! These pigs are for science! SCIENCE!
There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated. The fortress is now impenetrable, absolutely…
ATAlmighty Tallest Purple
Um, who's that little person behind you?
What the…
MMom
There you are! What did I tell you about wandering off like that? Come on!
CChild
I missed you, mommy!
ATAlmighty Tallest Purple
I'm glad it had a happy ending after all.
Me, too.
Ah, I'll call you back later.
S1 E9A Room With a Moose
[Dib raises his hand]
Yes, Dib?
Ms. Bitters, Zim's trip to the bathroom has taken a really long time.
I seem to remember you taking an awful long time to go to the bathroom as well, Dib.
[pathetically] But that was "Corn and Mayonnaise" day!
[harshly] Oh, that's no excuse!!!
My business... is done!
Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?
Nonsense! I had much to do. So much!
[over the skool intercom] Greetings, children of Earth! This is your new school announcer. A special surprise mandatory field trip is happening for the following lucky children. Morla, Flan, Red Rocky, everyone in Ms. Bitters's class except for Zim. And especially Dib. All these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food! Now check this out!
[He makes beatbox noises. Zim shuts the intercom off]
Now open up your textbook and begin memorizing the copyright information. You will be quizzed on this.
Ms. Bitters, I have a [yells] MIGHTY NEED... to use the restroom once again.
Okay, but that's your last bathroom break for the rest of the school year.
I will leave you to your...
[whispering to Zim] Moosey fate!
Eh...
[whispering] Say moosey fate!
...Your moosey fate.
[ GIR starts laughing]
But I chose this particular worm hole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies: A ROOM with a MOOSE!!
AAAAAHHHH- Wait a minute! Did you say, a room with a moose?
Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?
Um...no. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really-
Oh, you'll see. PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!
Nuh-uh!
[Zim launches walnuts into wormhole]
Are those walnuts?
Yes.
My walnuts!
LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!
(pounding on computer) NO! NO! THE MOOSE HAS FAILED ME!
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