[The class has gathered around the new classroom pet, a hamster named Peepi, which is running around in its hamster-wheel]
Take a good look children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.
S1 E9A Room With a Moose
AAnchorman
Experts are still baffled over the origins of "Ultra-Peepi," the giant, mutant hamster now ravaging the city, but they all agree he's just fuzzy-wuzzy adorable, isn't he? He sure is!
[On the screen behind the anchorman, Ultra Peepi is seen about to stomp on the news station. His foot comes crashing through the ceiling, crushing the Anchorman]
[Ultra-Peepi, altered by Zim's device, breaks out and starts destroying the city]
Anything you'd like to confess?
Of course not. Don't be silly.
(to GIR) Wadda ya watching?
Angry Monkey.
THAT... horrible monkey!
Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?
He's working.
[Facing off against Peepi in his Zoot Cruiser]
You made me do this, Peepi! I hate to be the bad guy, but you must be disciplined! Or you'll never learn!
Peepi! Peepi!! The weenie tempts you!
[Peepi chases after Zim and giant hot dog]
SSoldier
..Now we're being attacked by giant weenies.
Why? Because! When you create a giant monster of doom, you have to-..You have to-.. I don't know.
[Kid starts sniffling]
But stop sniffling sad little Earth-monkey, Ultra-peepi will live on...[starts waving hand] out there...in the stars.
[huge crash is shown behind Zim down-town]
[Dib raises his hand]
Yes, Dib?
Ms. Bitters, Zim's trip to the restroom has lasted a real long time.
I recall you spending quite a long time in there recently, as well.
[pathetically] That was "Corn and Mayonnaise" day!
[harshly] Oh, that's no excuse.
He's up to something. I just know it. Ms. Bitters growls
When did they start putting the driver behind a door?
S1 E10Plague of Babies
Hurry, GIR! The mission's been compromised! I think we've been seen out of our disguises...by a human!
But Dib's seen us before...and he knows where we live!
Heh heh, Dib. No, this is different. This is serious...
[screams] [walks over to TV, turns on the Angry Monkey Show, and sits down to watch]
GIR!!
Oh, yeah... [screams again]
Awww! He's cute! And sticky looking!
Cute?!? This is a serious threat to our mission!
He's just a baby! [gets in front of the window] HI BABY! [Zim tackles GIR]
I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby.
MMother
Oh, goodness! Inspect him for what?
Your resistance will be noted!
[Zim is being held captive by aliens who look like earth babies]
Noogums! I should have known.
SSchnooky
Do not call me by that name! It is demeaning to the proud and fierce race of the Nar-Gh'ok to be dubbed "Noogums."
What should I call you then?!?
SSchnooky
Schnooky! Gh'ok Space Sergent Schnooky!
Awwww, I wanted to explode.
And once I get in there I'm...man, am I gonna do something.
I'm trying to draw a little piggy. Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?!?
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