Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
[screaming] I made it myself!!!
S1 E7Planet Jackers
You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!
[Dib closes his eyes]
Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.
No, I– wait, what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
[Dib opens his eyes and gets hypnotized]
[hypnotized] I will tell Pustulio everything...[snaps out of it] Nyahh! No! Must... keep... control! [gets hypnotized again] Pustulio is my friend... [snaps out of it again] It's a pimple! Nothing more than a-! Nyahh! I... I... [gets hypnotized yet again] I... love Pustulio...
And Pustulio loves you, too. Release him, Smacky. He is part of the collective now.
[Smacky lets go of Dib]
Now. Tell me... tell me the flaw in my house's defenses.
[struggles internally] But... I can't... must infiltrate!
It would make Pustulio happy to know this thing. Don't you WANT-[pushes Pustulio around to increase hypnotic power]-to make Pustulio happy?
Yes... no!
[raises eyebrow] If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand. [holds up one of Pustulio's hands for Dib to see]
[talking against will] The weakness... is simple... a blind spot... [cringes] in your gnome field. Nothing to stop me from simply tunneling under house... [cringes again] and attach a spy monitoring system.
[a pause, then Zim begins laughing maniacally]
Success!
Come my filthy stink children. You shall reveal your secrets to Pustulio in the privacy of the classroom.
Bye Dib! Thanks for the information! I got a few more lawn gnomes to plant.
[A shadow form appears behind Dib,somehow transforms into Ms.Bitters]
Dib, you will not leave school grounds until all this mess is cleaned up. [Ms. Bitters hands Dib a tiny sponge]
[Dib spots a bigger sponge floating in the goo from Zim's pimple, Dib points at it]
Can't I use that sponge?
No.
S1 E8Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain
KTKrazy Taco Mascot
So take it from me, the Krazy Taco! You won't find a crazier taco then the ones you'll find at the Krazy Taco! Remember, our Drive-Thru's open the whole niiight! Sweet jumpin' jelly bean, I'm CRAZY!!
Must obey the taco man!
Sweet jumpin' jelly bean!
I don't think you understand how serious this is! Tacos are not worth ruining the mission. I am your master, and you will obey me! Obey me! (Zim kneels on the ground as if he was begging) ...Pleeeeeaaassse?
Maybe you're right... we can get a giant burrito too!
PRPolice Radio
Be on the look out for a giant mobile home rampaging through the downtown area.
C1Cop 1
Can mobile homes rampage?
C2Cop 2
Must be one of them new ones.
[GIR orders food from the Krazy Taco drive-thru with Zim screaming in the background]
KTKrazy Taco Worker
So that's two large tacos, burrito, and a medium "GIR take us back to the base right now." Do you want a drink with that?
[to Krazy Taco Worker] What kinda drinks you got?
KTKrazy Taco Worker
We got New Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, Cherry Poop, and Salty Lemonade.
Gimme a large Classic Poop!
Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!
GIR.
Yes, master?
GIR, I have your tacos.
...GIMME!!!!
No, GIR.
But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes...
I will give you tacos. Oh, such tacos will I give... but first you have to take us back to the base. [Pause.] They're only getting colder, GIR!
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