Don't you care that Zim is trying to destroy all mankind? Huh?
But he's so bad at it.
S1 E10Plague of Babies
I'm guarding the house!
Where's Dib?
[turning to duty mode and producing weapons from his head] None may pass! You are an intruder!
[angrily] Where's Dib?
[retracts weapons] He's down there!
You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a pitiful failure! Stupid, stinking humans!
Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Of course; they're right over there. (shaking head)Stupid, stinking humans... huh?
BSBloaty's Mascots
Doo dee doo dee doo! Doo dee doo dee doo! Doo dee doo dee doo!
S1 E11Bolognius Maximus
That's it, Dib. Laugh now, yes. Laugh and frolic in your vile meats of evil...MEATS OF EVIL! But know that vengeance shall be mine. Oh, how it will be mine!
[Dib sits on a tack that Zim put in his chair]
This is your vengeance, Zim? A tack? That's pathetic, even for you.
Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!
[Gaz slowly walks backwards, then sprints away]
Joke's on you, Zim! Now you have to find a cure for the bologna thing.
Fool! You think I would share the cure with you?!? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart.
Deep down I'm bologna?
...Yes.
That's just dumb.
Dumb like a moose, Dib, dumb like a moose!
Now what, Zim? What's your next plan?
[Dogs with foaming mouths appear and snarl hungrily at them]
[Zim looks at the dogs then back at Dib]
lets run away screaming!
BMs.Bitters
Class, today's horrible lesson is about something horrible. Open your horrible textbooks to page 2038.
AAnnouncer
Are you still playing with your old obsolete Game Slave 1? Why? What's wrong with you? Have we offended you somehow?! Huh? Huh? Huuuh?!
That Game Slave is rightfully mine. I'll buy it from you, but there's no way you're keeping it. Not without invoking my wrath anyhow.
You know, you need help.
[Shows a picture of Iggins brushing his teeth, and playing his Game Slave, then looks up and sees 'The Game Is Mine' written in steam on the mirror above the sink]
'The Gam-e Is Mine..' [Gasps then turns around and gasps as Gaz Appears outside the window with a flash of lightning] Ahh- Wait, how did you write that if you're out.. Huh?
[Gaz appears from different sides of the window with each lightning flashes while Iggins screams}
I need those! Save point, so close!
What you need is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking.
But... I'm a better gamer than you..
I hope you like nightmare worlds!
A Colony of horrible Rat People! Hey, do you know the way outta here?
RMRat Man
There is no way out, we all got lost here too! And we've been here ever since!
[Other Rat People Chime in] Ever Since! There's no way out!
Oh come on, getting lost in a parking garage did not turn you all into horrible Rat People
RWRat Woman
I was once, a maaaan!
But.... You're a woman!
RPRat Person
You'll be just like us soon!
I don't think so, I think I see the Exit over there, see ya!
BMrs. Bitters
The school has lost its funding for textbooks. In their place, you'll get wildlife survival manuals. Today, you will all be quizzed on how to skin a moose. [Starts sniffing the air. Ms. Bitters gets onto her desk. She then walks through the classroom, sniffing the air and grunting]
LMThe Letter M
Ms. Bitters, I think there's a skinned moose somewhere in the class! [falls out of his desk, smoke rising from his body.]
BMrs. Bitters
Dib? [slithers over to Dib] You stink! Go to the bathroom and roll around in the toilet until you smell better!
But I'll smell like the toilet.
BMrs. Bitters
Exactly.
But, Willy was the last one to use it. [he points to Willy and distorted music plays]
BMrs. Bitters
Now! [Dib obeys]
Oh, yeah. Dib? Uh, my vengeance is now complete.
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