When you were my students, I said you'd amount to nothing. And I was right, you're NOTHING!
“Parent Teacher Night” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Zim (10), GIR (6), Dib (4), Ms. Bitters (2), Prof. Membrane (1), RoboDad (1)
[walking up to his RoboParents with the Slunchy family; to Billy] So, what's going on?
BBilly
[disgruntled with his mother] My mom won't shut up about me! It's really embarrassing.
MMongo
At least she's not showing the pictures.
SMrs. Slunchy
Ooh, and you just gotta see these pictures. [pulls a bunch of pictures from her wallet] Now here's Billy crying when he was kicked off the soccer team for crying too much. [giggles, making Billy cry]
RRoboMom
Grass stains sure are tough to get out of those soccer uniforms.
Sports aren't everything. I'm sure your boy will find... something he's good at.
TTed
That's true. Hey! [turns around and holds out a plate of cookies Mrs. Slunchy made] Try one of these cookies! My wife made them!
Thanks, Ted! (Don't mind if I do.) [takes a cookie and eats it, but he then clutches his stomach in pain]
RRoboMom
Oh, no. Honey, is it…
Yup! Diarrhea…!
RRoboMom
I have just the thing for that! [splashes a cup of punch into RoboDad's face, and he wheels backwards into a wall; turns to Mrs. Slunchy] Who does your hair? [starts poking her in the face so hard, leaving marks]
[Mrs. Slunchy starts screaming and the crowd watches as Zim looks shocked]
Mom, I think we should go home now!
RRoboMom
[stops poking Mrs. Slunchy and turns to him] Don't tell me what to do, young man. You go to your room! [picks Zim up and drops him in a bowl of punch, then wheels away]
[Zim hops out of the bowl in annoyance, then Dib splashes a cup of punch on him, and hides it behind his back, acting innocently as Gaz snickers]
[eating a donut and drinking some punch; then points to Zim and his RoboParents for the crowd to see] LOOK, EVERYONE, LOOK!
[The crowd is gathered around an unconscious Mrs. Slunchy after being repeatedly poked by RoboMom as Billy and Mongo sob]
WWoman
Can't you see this woman is suffering from severe pokie trauma?!
[after Zim and his RoboParents fly away while giving him a nasty grin] Let me guess… [turns around] nobody saw that, right? [the crowd is still looking away from him, then throws his cup of punch on the floor in frustration]
HHugh
[noticing] Hey! That kid's throwing punch!
[Ms. Bitters slithers through the crowd and materializes in front of Dib, hissing angrily at him]
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