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S1 E18

Invader Zim · Season 1, Episode 18

Zim and Tak in “Tak: The Hideous New Girl”

[After Tak finishes explaining her past]

Zim

Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, blah, BIG DEAL!

Tak

This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge!

Zim

You're after revenge?!?

Tak

NOOOOOO! It's not about revenge! It's about taking what's rightfully mine. I should have been an invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!

Zim

[pause] YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!

Tak

NOOOOOOO!!!! Listen to me. Listen...carefully!

Zim

Hmm? Hmm? Hmmmmmm?

Tak

I'm a better invader than you could ever be. I blend in perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest that they'll have no choice but to make me an invader.

Zim

WHAT IS THIS-- [lowers his tone] And what is this plan?

Tak

[laughs softly]

Zim

Yeah, yeah, I'm a master of comedy. Now tell me this plan!

Tak

Part One involves crippling your base, so that you could only watch... AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!

[Her SIR unit unleashes nanites that consume Zim's base]

Zim

[horrified] MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!!

Tak

Part Two is--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tak

[irritated] Part Two is--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tak

Part Two is--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tak

Part--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tak

Okay, I'm--

Zim

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tak

Okay, I'm leaving now.

Zim

[calmly] But you didn't tell me your plan.

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