[to Carly] Tell us what you know.
[to Carly] Give into your anger.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[screams] What?! [his pants fall down]
[to Gibby] You know we're about to ruin a relationship between two of our best friends?
[to Freddie] You know eventually you're gonna have to tell your mom you and Sam are dating.
[scoffs] Oh really, you wanna see my mom burst into flames?
Yes!
That'd be cool.
[laughs]
[Off Screen knocking on the door] Freddie, are you in there? Come home! It's time for your tick bath!
Now what?
[to Freddie] No worries, we'll take the 'vator. [to Spencer] Tell his batty mom you haven't seen him or me.
No, no, de nopedy nope, I am not gonna lie to your mother.
[frustrated] Why not?
'Cause when you tell one lie it just leads to another lie, and another lie...and before you know it, you're a guy telling multiple lies.
[scoffs] Oh come on, when the girl with no teeth kept coming over here I lied for you.
[OS annoyed knocking on the door louder] Fredward Benson!
SFSam and Freddie
[look to Spencer, pleadingly]
Fine. I'll lie. Go.
[Sam and Freddie run toward the elevator door. Sam pushes the second button]
[OS annoyed knocking on the door] Fredward!
[to Sam and Freddie] You know, you guys could invite me to go to the movies with you. [as Sam and Freddie step in the elevator]
[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Uh, well if you wanted to--
[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Um.. well, okay, let's get the door.
SFSam and Freddie
[as the elevator door shuts] Bye, Carly!
Wait, I brought you a flashlight too. [shows Mrs. Benson pictures]
What's that?
Oh, that's me in the bathroom. And that's me brushing my cat's teeth. [Stops and looks and Marissa's face] He didn't like it...
[looking at his PearPhone] Ah, dag, man! No!
[to Freddie] What's the matter, baby?
I didn't get into that summer program I applied to.
[smiles] NERD Camp.
It's not NERD Camp. It's "New Electronics Research and Development camp!"
[laughs to Freddie] You're perfect for that!
I know!
Cool! There having a big sale at glitter gloss?
Why do you get text alerts from Glitter Gloss?
I care about women's issues, a'ight?
[looks at Carly, Sam and Freddie giving an offended and weirded out expression based on Gibby's reaction]
[looks at Freddie] Look, having Sam in your life is like owning a wild chimp...
FSFreddie and Sam
[both look confused]
Sure, she is unpredictable; she can go berserk and chew your foot off. But if you keep her clean and well fed, she's adorable [puts her arm around Sam] and cool and tons of fun.
I know, but--
[interrupts Freddie] She said she was sorry! And she really meant it.
[walks in quietly]
Sam loves you! [looks at Sam waiting for her to speak then nudges her]
[shyly] It's kinda true.
[steps to the side and gestures for Sam to kiss Freddie then pushes them closer together]
[smiles lovingly at Sam]
[smiles lovingly back at him]
[pushes them together to kiss]
SFSam and Freddie
[kiss for 10 seconds]
CChaz
[threateningly, jokingly] You just be good to our little Sammy, or we're gonna have to stab you.
CUncle Carmine
..All over.
[stares at Chaz scared]
SCSam, Chaz, and Uncle Carmine
[laugh thinking the threat's funny]
[laughs awkwardly and nervously; still scared by the threat]
JJenna
That movie is too scary for Spencer.
No it's not!
JJenna
That's it. Go to bed.
But I--
JJenna
Right now!
JJenna
I'm gonna tickle you! [to Spencer whilst also tickling him]
Don't do it! [laughing]
Okay, This needs to stop right now.
JJenna
Isn't it past your bed time?
You're not the babysitter of me!
[to Carly] You see this one is an exact replica of a 1952 Santa Fe Trudgemaster.
[sarcastically] Wow.
You see these 4 rivets right here? A 1952 has 6 rivets.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I'm super bored by this.
Well, you wouldn't be so bored if you had come to my train club meeting to watch this baby in action.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I woulda been.
[to Carly] Hey Carls. [to Freddie] Hey Pretty Baby.
Hey Lil' Samantha. [Sam and Freddie kiss]
Alright, let's cool it with the public display of affection.
C'mon. We haven't kissed in two days.
Our lips are starving!
Why didn't you guys kiss over the weekend?
Because we didn't see each other.
You didn't go play trains with him on Saturday night?
Naah. My mom and I went out to dinner and then we did some shopping. But we're gonna hang out after school right?
Can't. I gotta go with my mom to her lady doctor. And I thought you said you had soccer practice?
Oh yeah.
You joined the soccer team?
Naah. Me and Wendy are just gonna use golf clubs to hit balls out towards the field.
During practice?
[gives her a no-duh kind of look] That's when the soccer girls are out in the open.
[to Sam and Freddie] Okay, so you guys aren't gonna hang out together today and you didn't see each other at all this weekend?
SFSam and Freddie
[shake their heads no]
Nope.
Um..Nuh uh
Isn't that kinda weird?
[to Carly] We're just not into the same kinda things.
[to Carly] Diff'rent stokes baby.
But you're a couple now.
[glances to Freddie] So?
[to Sam] So part of dating is you learning to like stuff he likes [to Freddie] and you learning to like stuff she likes.
[confused] Uh.
[to Sam, pats her on the back] Well, I got another meeting with my Model Train Club on Wednesday night. Wanna come?
[leans over to Carly] Should I be polite and lie?
[to Sam] Yes.
[goes back over to Freddie] I'd love to Baby.
[puts his arm around Sam] Aww, that's my little fibber.
[Takes deep breath] A buh buh buh buh [gives Freddie a kiss on the cheek]
I love you.
I love you too.
[takes phone from pocket] It's only 10:30.
Wanna break up at midnight?
[puts phone back] That works.
[smiles] Okay.
Just don't talk about rumps in front of my mom
Why? she don't like rumps?
This might take awhile
Ask as many questions as you like
Terrence doesn't mind, as long as he gets to church by 9:30
[Prays]
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