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iCarly · Season 1, Episode 15

Carly, Freddie and others in “Unfinished Business”

[to Freddie] You know eventually you're gonna have to tell your mom you and Sam are dating.

[scoffs] Oh really, you wanna see my mom burst into flames?

Yes!

That'd be cool.

[laughs]

[Off Screen knocking on the door] Freddie, are you in there? Come home! It's time for your tick bath!

Now what?

[to Freddie] No worries, we'll take the 'vator. [to Spencer] Tell his batty mom you haven't seen him or me.

No, no, de nopedy nope, I am not gonna lie to your mother.

[frustrated] Why not?

'Cause when you tell one lie it just leads to another lie, and another lie...and before you know it, you're a guy telling multiple lies.

[scoffs] Oh come on, when the girl with no teeth kept coming over here I lied for you.

[OS annoyed knocking on the door louder] Fredward Benson!

SFSam and Freddie

[look to Spencer, pleadingly]

Fine. I'll lie. Go.

[Sam and Freddie run toward the elevator door. Sam pushes the second button]

[OS annoyed knocking on the door] Fredward!

[to Sam and Freddie] You know, you guys could invite me to go to the movies with you. [as Sam and Freddie step in the elevator]

[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Uh, well if you wanted to--

[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Um.. well, okay, let's get the door.

SFSam and Freddie

[as the elevator door shuts] Bye, Carly!

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