[to Freddie] You know eventually you're gonna have to tell your mom you and Sam are dating.
[scoffs] Oh really, you wanna see my mom burst into flames?
Yes!
That'd be cool.
[laughs]
[Off Screen knocking on the door] Freddie, are you in there? Come home! It's time for your tick bath!
Now what?
[to Freddie] No worries, we'll take the 'vator. [to Spencer] Tell his batty mom you haven't seen him or me.
No, no, de nopedy nope, I am not gonna lie to your mother.
[frustrated] Why not?
'Cause when you tell one lie it just leads to another lie, and another lie...and before you know it, you're a guy telling multiple lies.
[scoffs] Oh come on, when the girl with no teeth kept coming over here I lied for you.
[OS annoyed knocking on the door louder] Fredward Benson!
[look to Spencer, pleadingly]
Fine. I'll lie. Go.
[Sam and Freddie run toward the elevator door. Sam pushes the second button]
[OS annoyed knocking on the door] Fredward!
[to Sam and Freddie] You know, you guys could invite me to go to the movies with you. [as Sam and Freddie step in the elevator]
[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Uh, well if you wanted to--
[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Um.. well, okay, let's get the door.
[as the elevator door shuts] Bye, Carly!
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