[to Carly] You see this one is an exact replica of a 1952 Santa Fe Trudgemaster.
[sarcastically] Wow.
You see these 4 rivets right here? A 1952 has 6 rivets.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I'm super bored by this.
Well, you wouldn't be so bored if you had come to my train club meeting to watch this baby in action.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I woulda been.
[to Carly] Hey Carls. [to Freddie] Hey Pretty Baby.
Hey Lil' Samantha. [Sam and Freddie kiss]
Alright, let's cool it with the public display of affection.
C'mon. We haven't kissed in two days.
Our lips are starving!
Why didn't you guys kiss over the weekend?
Because we didn't see each other.
You didn't go play trains with him on Saturday night?
Naah. My mom and I went out to dinner and then we did some shopping. But we're gonna hang out after school right?
Can't. I gotta go with my mom to her lady doctor. And I thought you said you had soccer practice?
Oh yeah.
You joined the soccer team?
Naah. Me and Wendy are just gonna use golf clubs to hit balls out towards the field.
During practice?
[gives her a no-duh kind of look] That's when the soccer girls are out in the open.
[to Sam and Freddie] Okay, so you guys aren't gonna hang out together today and you didn't see each other at all this weekend?
[shake their heads no]
Nope.
Um..Nuh uh
Isn't that kinda weird?
[to Carly] We're just not into the same kinda things.
[to Carly] Diff'rent stokes baby.
But you're a couple now.
[glances to Freddie] So?
[to Sam] So part of dating is you learning to like stuff he likes [to Freddie] and you learning to like stuff she likes.
[confused] Uh.
[to Sam, pats her on the back] Well, I got another meeting with my Model Train Club on Wednesday night. Wanna come?
[leans over to Carly] Should I be polite and lie?
[to Sam] Yes.
[goes back over to Freddie] I'd love to Baby.
[puts his arm around Sam] Aww, that's my little fibber.
[Takes deep breath] A buh buh buh buh [gives Freddie a kiss on the cheek]
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