[After Freddie shows Gibby the video of Tasha tripping and falling on Freddie...]
[To Freddie] I'm sorry I acted so turdy. [Holds out his hand] Bros?
[Shakes Gibby's hand] Bros.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(after Gibby and Tasha leave)
HOW... does HE get HER?
There's gotta be something wrong with that chick.
Oh, come on. Gibby's sweet, and cute, and fun, and-- there's gotta be something wrong with that chick.
AND NOW!
We take our buckets...
And do THIS! (she and Sam both drop their foamy water on a laptop) And that's the PROPER way...
To clean your parents' laptop!
Hey, have you ever tried Oystamato?
No.
WORST…DRINK…ever. It's a blend of tomato juice and oyster juice.
You hate tomatoes AND oysters.
I know.
So, what made you think you'd like a blend of their juices?
I didn't think it through.
You never told him that you dropped out of law school?
Daddy's very busy!
I smashed a window and fled from our space pod.
Aw.
Mr. blanton said if I did that up in outer space, my eyes would've been sucked out of my head and that'd be bad for his business.
He has a point.
So where are the groceries?
You left them at the donut shop.
No... (starts to leave)
Where 'ya going?
To the donut shop...
I'm so mean. Do you see what pressure does to me? It brings out my mean.
Alright, let's think. We have a talentless woman who can't sing, can't dance, and looks terrible.
Ooooh, this thinking's fun.
GSGinger's agent
Where's Ginger?
DDancer
She's back there using the bathroom.
GSGinger's agent
There's a bathroom back there?
DDancer
[shakes head] No.
Here we go.
Cross your fingers.
Can I get a sandwich?
Ginger Fox has no talent!
She can't do anything!
Maybe it's best they don't know.
I feel like I kissed Gibby.
EEmployee
Hey, Miranda. Cucumber or brick?
...Brick.
EEmployee
We're going with the brick.
????
Miranda likes the brick!
Well I thought you might want a snack, so I took some raisin bread, put a little butter and toast on it, then...I put a little butter and toast on it, then cinnamoned it. (Victoria laughs)
I don't bluff! ...Okay, I was bluffing when I say I don't bluff, but I'm...serious about quitting! (laughs and points at the camera) That was it!
Gibby turns me down! Like I'm not good enough for that shirtless potato! (stopwatch goes off) Just...shoot! (laughs)
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