I've been fired.
SFSam and Freddie
What?! Why?!
Dude, we gotta stop doing that...
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hi, guys.
Hey, Gibby.
How's it going?
Bad. Mr. Howard just gave me detention.
For what?
For being too "Gibby".
How can you be too "Gibby"?
That's what I said! But, you know, not everybody gets me.
Oh, I get you, Gibby. I get you like a rash. The question is how do I get rid of you?
Baby powder?
That's double detention.
But baby powder gets rid of rashes!
Triple detention!
VOLCANO!!! [vomits in a nearby trash can]
You wanna buy a donut?
No, we're having a meeting.
Why'd you stick the donuts on that way?
What you saying?
Well, they're donuts, they have a hole right in the middle.
But you put the stick through the sides.
Man. This is embarrassing.
[After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking]
You wanna buy a doughnut? [angrier, to Carly, Sam, and Freddie] I fixed 'em.
Ugh, I can't believe school's actually gotten worse.
Shh.
Be quiet.
[sulkily] I don't wanna be quiet! I hate these clothes! Wearing blue and khaki makes me feel like a nub! [to Freddie] No offense to you and all the other nubs in the world.
[warns Sam] You shouldn't criticize the dress code out loud.
Why? It's not like they're gonna hear me, and how come I gotta--
Sam Puckett, to the principal's office!
Huh? Why?
I heard you.
[Carly and Freddie look at Sam with an "I TOLD YOU SO" face]
You wipe that look off your face!
This isn't a look! It's just my face!
Well, you should get your money back.
(grabs Freddie by the shoulder) Okay, we've gotta get Principal Franklin his job back!
Shhhhhh! Don't say that--
Carly Shay, to the principal's office!
Coming! (to Freddie) I'm so scared!
(walks up to Gibby and pats him) Freddie's gotcha...
(after Principal Franklin is given his job back)
Okay, you have no idea how psyched we are that you're back.
You are in big trouble, Carly! And so are you two! I was very clear yesterday when I told you that I did not want you-(Carly interrupts him) What, what?
He's gone!
(long pause) ...I love you guys. (the four start cheering and hi-fiving each other)
(runs into the hall shirtless) YEAH! YEAH, UH-HUH! (the four look at him oddly, and the episode ends as they continue hi-fiving)
[Marissa vaccums Freddie's left ear while he is sleeping, causing him to wake up, grab the vaccum cleaner tube from her, and get up.]
[To his mother] [Enraged] Mom! You tried to vacuum my ear while I was sleeping?!
Please let me finish!
No. You treat me like a child and I'm not gonna put up with it anymore.
What does that mean?
I'M MOVING OUT! [Throws down the vaccum cleaner tube and storms out of the Shay apartment]
[Runs out after her son] Freddie! Freddie!
[screams so loud in anxiety due to her losing her temper] “T-BO!” [Her screaming ends up scaring T-Bo]
[drops smoothie; angrily] What?!
[She then stops screaming] We want a table that's as far away from them as possible! [indicates Carly and Dave]
[still angry] Have I ever cared where you sat?!
...You dip your french fries in your smoothie?
FFleck
Yeah, try it.
Okay, but...(she does and takes a bite of it) Seems kinda weird, 'cause the french fry's all salty, and the smoothie's all...oh, man, you're a genius.
FFleck
Yeah.
DDave
[gets hit with a muffin] Ow!
What?
DDave
He just threw a muffin at me.
Well, that is-- [gets hit with a muffin by Sam] Ow! Sam!
It slipped!
DDave
You got a cranberry on your nose.
[removes the cranberry, folds her arms, and grabs a muffin and attempts to hit Sam, but it hits an elderly lady]
EWElderly Woman
Ahhhh!
[shocked] I'm so sorry!
I accept your apology.
It wasn't for you; it was for the lady I muffined!
I'm just saying, it might be nice if you showed a tiny bit of appreciation for the work I do to make iCarly happen.
MORE appreciation? You already named the show after yourself.
Well, if you don't like the name iCARLY, then maybe we should change it to... iSAM, who's too lazy to even show up for rehearsal most of the time.
All friends have fights.
Yeah, but this one was different. It wasn't even like a fight. I mean, we didn't yell or anything. We just said stuff, and it was bad.
Come on, you and Sam have been friends forever.
I know, but people change.
Mm-hmm. That's what happened with me and my friend Eddie Robinson. He got hit by a bus. Now he's Deaddie Robinson. Talk about change. (holds up a stick of muffins) Try a muffin. (he gives one to Carly)
...He told us about his dead friend and then gave me a muffin.
I know you're upset, but hedge clippers are never the answer.
Well...
Never the answer!
I can do iCarly by myself.
You can't do iCarly without me!
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