iCarly · Season 1
Come here, we need to talk.
(sits down) What about?
Well... Okay. You're going to a dance tonight. You know... with a new guy.
Mmm-hmmm.
So I just think it's time you and I had a little talk about...
(interrupts) I'm not having this conversation!
Thank you so much!
Girls who are rude to me don't get a bag of bacon. (holds up bacon)
(really fast) Whoa, Freddie, I never realized what a hot handsome hunk of boy you really are.
So, you wanna take Carly to the dance?
I'd rather just make out with her.
NEXT!
Just buy a bell pepper?
NO!
$4.50.
T-BO!
Have you guys ever been to Fresno?
[finally having enough] SHUT UP!
What? I was just–
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
(Freddie looks at Austin angrily and T-Bo watches Carly's outburst) What's your deal?
My deal is you haven't let me finish one sentence all night and I can't take it anymore! It's like you won't even let me–
What are you trying to say?
GET OUT OF HERE! (he does)
Dude, it's enormous...
I know!
It's like 10-Feet tall!
Yeah. Its like what you said: 1 10-feet iCarly award.
NO! We said 10 1-foot iCarly Awardsssss...
You just want to flirt with models in swimsuits.
That is absolutely true!
FREDDIE! FREDDIE!
(arrives from upstairs) What is the problem?
You said HOT EUROPEAN swimsuit models!
Ahhhh, I didn't say they were hot.
Yeah, and you didn't say they were DUDES, either!
BOOM! (gives Gibby two awards)
Two? You're getting faster.
Never underestimate the power of shirtless European men in swimsuits!
...I never do!
And now, since I drank five sodas before we started tonight, I must go pee.
Sam!
You want my bladder to explode live on the internet?
Ew, no.
[To the European swimsuit model] Yurgin, you glued her hair to her feet.
[nods] Yes.
Well, do women in your country have hair on their feet?
[nods sheepishly] ...Yes...
[to the European swimsuit models] Everybody! This is America, so the women's hair goes on their head...
[nodding] Ohhhhh!
Guyz! The photographer is here! Turn up the muzic now!
You got that on video?
No.
Then I didn't do it.
Why are we in trouble?!
Stop asking that!
No fudge balls were harmed during this web show.
Yeah, they were.
Oh, right, a man sat on them.
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