DDave
[gets hit with a muffin] Ow!
What?
DDave
He just threw a muffin at me.
Well, that is-- [gets hit with a muffin by Sam] Ow! Sam!
It slipped!
DDave
You got a cranberry on your nose.
[removes the cranberry, folds her arms, and grabs a muffin and attempts to hit Sam, but it hits an elderly lady]
EWElderly Woman
Ahhhh!
[shocked] I'm so sorry!
I accept your apology.
It wasn't for you; it was for the lady I muffined!
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