Carly and Sam in “Unfinished Business”

Carly

I'm just saying, it might be nice if you showed a tiny bit of appreciation for the work I do to make iCarly happen.

Sam

MORE appreciation? You already named the show after yourself.

Carly

Well, if you don't like the name iCARLY, then maybe we should change it to... iSAM, who's too lazy to even show up for rehearsal most of the time.