Will you stop spinning my brother?!
Why?! I sang you Happy Birthday like you wanted!
[Spencer continuous screaming from the television]
[Sam picks up a vase and throws it to make it smash]
NSNora's Mother
He's still in the house!
NSNora's Father
Check all the bedrooms.
[Nora, Nora's Father and Nora's Mother go off looking for Gibby]
No, I threw a glass thing in there to buy us some time.
To figure out a way to get us out of this 'nut-hut'! [hits Freddie continuously while saying it]
Why hasn't your freakish mother come looking for us by now?
She thinks we're at the hotel with Spencer so why would she-? [Quickly remembers something and grabs the back of his head] The chip!
[turns to Sam] The one my mom had surgically installed in my head when I was a toddler.
[Sam pulls an 'of course' face]
If it stops transmitting, it triggers an emergency signal to my mom's tracking device and tells her my location!
Oh, cool, then how do we make it stop transmitting!
Yeah, where's the off switch?
I dunno, it's in my head!
[Smacks Freddie on the head and screams into his ear] Mrs Benson, help us!!
Shhh! Do you want the Dershilts to hear you?!
Smacking me on the head isn't gonna make the chip stop working!
Then what will make it stop working?!
And trigger the emergency signal!
I guess it would have to be electrically shorted out somehow.
[all pause and think]
Ohh!! [rushes over to the chair and searches quickly through her jacket] The shock pen!
[worried] Oh, the shock pen?
Why'd you steal his shock pen?
'Cause I like it, and I didn't have one!
[Nora rushes back into the room]
Just don't look in you parent's shower!
Mother, mother! Gibby may be showering! [runs off to find Gibby again]
Ok Benson, I hope this thing is powerful enough to blow that chip-
No no no no, let Carly do it.
'Cause Carly cares about me. A least she'll try to be gentle. She won't just take the thing and stick it-
[Carly sticks the pen in Freddie's head and he falls on the floor]
Just to be sure. [places the pen on Freddie's head once more]
Okay! This is outta control! We've been here for 15 hours, and we wanna leave!
[tries to open the door] OPEN THIS DOOR!!!!
NSNora's Father
We may never open the door!!
That's right! [Pauses] Because my birthday party shall go on. Forever....
DFDershlit family
And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever....
[Suddenly, Mrs. Benson and T-Bo ram through the door on T-Bo's motercycle]
Chicken? [Maurice clucks]
Freddie! [Freddie runs over and hugs her]
Wh... what's... What's happening...?
You wanna know what's happening, Nora?
You and your freak parents are going to prison. Forever… (along with Sam and Freddie after what the Dershilts has said to them)
IGiCarly gang
...And ever, and ever, and ever…
IGiCarly gang
Yes. And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
[Carly is sleeping in her bed when she suddenly wakes up.]
[Realizes something] Gibby!
[Gibby is still stuck on top of the chimney.]
Hey! Anyone?! I'm still here! [Sobs] Gibbeh. [Kids throw balls at him] More balls?! [Starts sobbing while having more balls thrown at him by kids] Gibbeh.
Hey, if you're going to Yakima for the weekend how are we gonna do iCarly?
Oh yeah, you wanna host the show alone?
Naaah, I need somebody to banter with.
Uhh, how about me? I could host iCarly with Sam.
Ooorr, I could fill a bag with yogurt and put a face on it?
That is hilarious. You could call him Baggels.
You'd rather do comedy with a sack of yogurt than me?
[Sam and Carly pull weird faces and try and not admit the fact that he's right]
I can be creative! I've been working on some really funny characters and stuff.
I've done stuff on the show before!
Just let me host the show with Sam one time.
Yes! [turns to Sam with a pleading look.]
Yes! This is gonna be awesome! Yeah yohooo!
Have Baggels standing by.
I just wanted people to think I was creative.
And I wanted a mom without stretch marks. That ain't happening. And... y'know, tech stuff can be sorta creative.
Well... you know, weren't you working on some sort of tech-y 3-D chizz?
*sighs* Yeah. I was trying to figure out a way to shoot video so people could watch it online in three-D. Y'know, without special glasses.
But I never could make it work.
Well... you know... uh....
Yeah, sounds like the sort of advice you'd get from someone who cares.
[After Marty leaves, Spencer turns to Sam and Freddie.]
Come on. Let's go meet Gibby at the Smoothie.
[As Freddie takes his jacket from the sofa and Spencer takes his jacket from a jacket hanger, the elevator stops at the floor of the Shay Apartment.]
[Comes out of the elevator with her suitcase] I'm back.
[Sam, Freddie, and Spencer leave the apartment, leaving Carly standing confused.]
Okay wait, is it straight?
Ummm, I think my side needs to be a little higher.
[Sam looks at Carly with a worried look on her face]
What are you doing with that balloon?
Taping the string to Freddie's phone.
My.... [rummages around for his phone in a slight panic] Get your hands off my phone!
No prob. [lets go of the balloon]
You get my phone down from there right now!
[Sam pulls out her mini paintball gun]
No no wait, I want you t-
[Sam bursts the balloon and Freddie's phone smashes on the table]
Not sure the warranty covers that.
[Gibby walks in]
Gibbay! Woah, you guys getting ready for a party?
Carly's dad's coming home for a few days.
And it's the first time in 3 years that I get to spend his birthday with him.
So, Spencer's not your dad?
[Sam whacks Gibby in the butt with a paintball in annoyance]
[annoyed] You deserved that.
Great. Now when I sit I'm gonna have to put all my weight on my left buttock.
[Spencer runs out]
Okay! Okay, tell me what you guys think, huh? [makes funny noises while doing a weird jog on the spot, He is wearing a suit]
He never told our dad that he dropped out of law school so now he wants to pretend he graduated and that he's a lawyer in a big law firm.
[fake laughs] I gotta! You want dad to come home and be disappointed in me?
He's been disappointed in you since you were 9!
Is that when Spencer set that ice-cream truck on fire?
[annoyed] It was an accident!
Accident or not, it put Mr. Creamstein out of business!
[Gibby lifts up a lid of a box revealing a cake]
That's her dad's birthday cake.
Yeah, it's an exact replica of an Air Force, F22, fighter jet.
Aha! Which I have specially rigged with automatic, self-lighting candles.
Spencer- [tries to grab the remote off of him]
Don' touch me, your dirty. [everyone looks around all confused] When we show dad the cake he say "Well, why aren't the candles lit?" and then Carly will say "Well what do you mean the candles aren't lit?" and then I'll press this button, and-
[The cake explodes everywhere and all over everybody]
That was my dad, he, he can't come home now.
Yeah, there's some situation in some country, I dunno, he's gotta help handle it.
Well who's gonna tell Carly?
[Spencer gives the puppy dog eyes look to Sam]
Because it's going to be like slapping a sweet puppy in the face!
SO you're gonna make me tell her that her father-
[Carly enters making aeroplane noises whilst bringing in her dad's birthday cake]
Junior Curnal Carly Shay with a new jet fighter birthday cake requesting permission to land. [shuts the door] Dad is gonna love this, and right after he blows out the candles, Spencer, you and I are gonna give him huge hugs. And Freddie, I want you to get it all on video okay?
Um.. [turns to Sam and Freddie]
[Sam and Freddie run out the back door]
I dunno, some people are just, born with the weenie gene.
Okay, something's going on here.
Yeah, sit. [he and Carly both sit on the couch] Carly, sometimes, in life-
I know. A man and a woman fall in love and they get special feelings-
No, no. Not that. Dad had a change of plans, and he can't come home right now.
[shocked] He is too coming home, he told me.
Yeah, he was, but, there's a military situation-
But we planned a big birthday party and everything.
I know, I'm sad about it too, but-
[Carly begins to walk upstairs very upset]
I'm not mad I just... I just miss him.
[Sam and Freddie walk back in]
Did you just call us weenies?
[Sam and Freddie leave again]
