Will you stop spinning my brother?!
No!
Why?! I sang you Happy Birthday like you wanted!
You were pitchy!
[gasps] Well.
[Spencer continuous screaming from the television]
[Sam picks up a vase and throws it to make it smash]
Run, Gibby!!
Gibby?!
He's still in the house!
Check all the bedrooms.
[Nora, Nora's Father and Nora's Mother go off looking for Gibby]
You saw Gibby?!
No, I threw a glass thing in there to buy us some time.
Time for what?!
To figure out a way to get us out of this 'nut-hut'! [hits Freddie continuously while saying it]
Ow!
Why hasn't your freakish mother come looking for us by now?
She thinks we're at the hotel with Spencer so why would she-? [Quickly remembers something and grabs the back of his head] The chip!
What chip?
[turns to Sam] The one my mom had surgically installed in my head when I was a toddler.
[Sam pulls an 'of course' face]
If it stops transmitting, it triggers an emergency signal to my mom's tracking device and tells her my location!
Oh, cool, then how do we make it stop transmitting!
Yeah, where's the off switch?
I dunno, it's in my head!
[Smacks Freddie on the head and screams into his ear] Mrs Benson, help us!!
Shhh! Do you want the Dershilts to hear you?!
Smacking me on the head isn't gonna make the chip stop working!
Then what will make it stop working?!
And trigger the emergency signal!
I guess it would have to be electrically shorted out somehow.
[all pause and think]
Ohh!! [rushes over to the chair and searches quickly through her jacket] The shock pen!
[worried] Oh, the shock pen?
Is that Spencer's?
Yeah I stole it, see?
Why'd you steal his shock pen?
'Cause I like it, and I didn't have one!
[Nora rushes back into the room]
Where's, Gibby?
Just don't look in you parent's shower!
Mother, mother! Gibby may be showering! [runs off to find Gibby again]
Ok Benson, I hope this thing is powerful enough to blow that chip-
No no no no, let Carly do it.
Why?
'Cause Carly cares about me. A least she'll try to be gentle. She won't just take the thing and stick it-
[Carly sticks the pen in Freddie's head and he falls on the floor]
Here, gimme that?
What are you doing?
Just to be sure. [places the pen on Freddie's head once more]
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