What's wrong?
That was my dad, he, he can't come home now.
What?!
No way?!
Yeah, there's some situation in some country, I dunno, he's gotta help handle it.
Well who's gonna tell Carly?
[Spencer gives the puppy dog eyes look to Sam]
I'm not telling Carly.
Why?!
Because it's going to be like slapping a sweet puppy in the face!
SO you're gonna make me tell her that her father-
[Carly enters making aeroplane noises whilst bringing in her dad's birthday cake]
Junior Curnal Carly Shay with a new jet fighter birthday cake requesting permission to land. [shuts the door] Dad is gonna love this, and right after he blows out the candles, Spencer, you and I are gonna give him huge hugs. And Freddie, I want you to get it all on video okay?
Um.. [turns to Sam and Freddie]
[Sam and Freddie run out the back door]
Weenies!
Why are they weenies?
I dunno, some people are just, born with the weenie gene.
Okay, something's going on here.
Yeah, sit. [he and Carly both sit on the couch] Carly, sometimes, in life-
I know. A man and a woman fall in love and they get special feelings-
No, no. Not that. Dad had a change of plans, and he can't come home right now.
[shocked] He is too coming home, he told me.
Yeah, he was, but, there's a military situation-
But we planned a big birthday party and everything.
I know, I'm sad about it too, but-
[Carly begins to walk upstairs very upset]
Don't be mad at him.
I'm not mad I just... I just miss him.
You wanna talk about it?
No.
[Sam and Freddie walk back in]
Hey!
Did you just call us weenies?
Yes.
Ok.
Later
[Sam and Freddie leave again]
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