Hey, if you're going to Yakima for the weekend how are we gonna do iCarly?
Oh yeah, you wanna host the show alone?
Naaah, I need somebody to banter with.
Uhh, how about me? I could host iCarly with Sam.
Ooorr, I could fill a bag with yogurt and put a face on it?
That is hilarious. You could call him Baggels.
Baggels! I love that!
You'd rather do comedy with a sack of yogurt than me?
[Sam and Carly pull weird faces and try and not admit the fact that he's right]
I can be creative! I've been working on some really funny characters and stuff.
Oh my god, no no no.
Sam.
I've done stuff on the show before!
Little stuff.
That we wrote.
Just let me host the show with Sam one time.
Ok.
Yes! [turns to Sam with a pleading look.]
Whatevs.
Yes! This is gonna be awesome! Yeah yohooo!
Have Baggels standing by.
Yeeepp.
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