[House is simulating the conditions back at the hospital to help him make a diagnosis]
[pointing at boy] Can you say... [Australian accent] 'Crikey, mate'?
K Kid
[Confused but playing along] Crikey, mate.
Perfect. No matter what I say, you agree with me, okay?
Nicely done... You, disagree with everything I say.
IM Indian man
Sorry, not understanding.
That's close enough. And you, get morally outraged with everything I say.
W Woman
[disgusted] That's permanent marker, you know.
Nobody speak Korean on this flight?
I know how to ask if his sister is over eighteen, I don't think that's gonna help.
Explains the nausea, abdominal pains, fever. And why you're stuffing your 36C's into a 34B bra.
PUPPPs. A common pregnancy rash.
G Girl
I can't be pregnant.
You're pregnant. Mazel Tov.
Dr. House [to Dr. Chase] : Nice work.
Do you want the tickets or not?
Why don't you want to go with me?
It's a play. Dudes only go to plays if they're dragged by women they're hoping to see naked.
So why are you giving them to me?
Maybe there's someone you want to see naked.
Dr. Cameron [when she and Dr. Chase are told to search the house] : You're intentionally punishing us.
By making you do your job? Does seem kind of cruel, doesn't it?
Never is just 'reven' spelled backwards.
[after Wilson received flowers with a card seemingly signed by Dr. Cuddy] What's up with Wilson?
He's just a little freaked.
[to Dr. House] I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.
What's life without the ability to make stupid decisions?
There's a lot of porn piling up on the Internet. It doesn't download itself!
James Wilson is never the safe choice.
Going to a gallery, we're not getting married!
Sure you say that now. He always marries them in the end!
C Claudia
What about the Marrow Registry, maybe they'll find another match.
[Sarcastically] Maybe they'll ride it here on a unicorn.
What is the point in being able to control people if you won't actually do it? It's like training a dog, then letting him go on your rug, which, by the way--
Once Foreman got his mitts on them, there was no way--
You didn't explain chances of probabilities, you lied to them! And told them Foreman's a moron, which isn't even much of a lie right now.
I got no problem with what Foreman did...
He undercut us, and may have cost that kid his life--!
Foreman did what he thought was right, you, on the other hand, sucked out! When the decision really mattered you didn't have the guts to tell him what to do! If that kid dies, it's because Foreman was wrong and because you're a coward! [He leaves Wilson standing in the corridor, shocked.]
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