CGCrying girl
I want my blankie! I want my blankie! I want my blankie! I want my blankie!
Dr. House [on a wheelchair] Antique vintner's cane. It cost me $900.
It had a corkscrew in it.
Ah, that would explain the "vintner's" reference.
Could be used as a weapon against the pilot.
Only if you stuck it in a bottle of Zinfandel.
You'll get it back when we land.
CGCrying girl
I want my blankie! I want my blankie!
[to the mother] Give her 20 milligrams of diphenhydramine, it could save her life. 'Cause if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her.
The room service thing was just spiteful.
$300 for a bottle of wine.
That's 500 in expenses I can't justify.
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
[they arrive at the first class cabin of the plane, where House gives his ticket to a stewardess]
SStewardess
Welcome aboard, Mr. House, you're right here in 2A.
[House sits on his place, while the stewardess checks Cuddy's ticket]
SStewardess
Ms. Cuddy, you're in the next cabin and to the left, 9C.
No, I booked two first-class tickets. This must be a mistake.
No mistake. Just arranged for a $500 fare reduction. Expense problem solved.
[Cuddy sighs and goes to the next cabin]
[House is simulating the conditions back at the hospital to help him make a diagnosis]
[pointing at boy] Can you say... [Australian accent] 'Crikey, mate'?
KKid
[Confused but playing along] Crikey, mate.
Perfect. No matter what I say, you agree with me, okay?
Nicely done... You, disagree with everything I say.
IMIndian man
Sorry, not understanding.
That's close enough. And you, get morally outraged with everything I say.
WWoman
[disgusted] That's permanent marker, you know.
Nobody speak Korean on this flight?
I know how to ask if his sister is over eighteen, I don't think that's gonna help.
Explains the nausea, abdominal pains, fever. And why you're stuffing your 36C's into a 34B bra.
PUPPPs. A common pregnancy rash.
GGirl
I can't be pregnant.
You're pregnant. Mazel Tov.
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